“New York City Mayor Bloomberg — who is Jewish and therefore, according to Camping’s prophecy, unlikely to be beamed up to sit alongside Jesus and God in heaven — said on his weekly radio show on Friday that he would suspend alternate-side parking in New York if the world ends on Saturday.”
“If Camping’s prediction doesn’t pan out, one idea is gathering steam on Twitter to create an ersatz Rapture.
A tweet suggests laying out old clothing and shoes on pavements and lawns on Saturday to give the impression that someone has indeed been beamed up.”
Why yes, he does Cobble. I’ve created Protect-A-Blog.com. A parting gift from those who are left behind. We watch your pets, your dot coms and your property should you not like heaven, we’ll hold it all in trust til you return.
dibs, dear, in retrospect it was a little hypocritical of you to take Snappy to task for burping on the OT this a.m. & asking if she were going to break wind too if you’re going to go on about queefing now.
Just fed the cats and gave Ben his heart murmur pill.
“New York City Mayor Bloomberg — who is Jewish and therefore, according to Camping’s prophecy, unlikely to be beamed up to sit alongside Jesus and God in heaven — said on his weekly radio show on Friday that he would suspend alternate-side parking in New York if the world ends on Saturday.”
“If Camping’s prediction doesn’t pan out, one idea is gathering steam on Twitter to create an ersatz Rapture.
A tweet suggests laying out old clothing and shoes on pavements and lawns on Saturday to give the impression that someone has indeed been beamed up.”
Why yes, he does Cobble. I’ve created Protect-A-Blog.com. A parting gift from those who are left behind. We watch your pets, your dot coms and your property should you not like heaven, we’ll hold it all in trust til you return.
“And to find out if he left in the Rapture?”
OMG, prezanon, I hope Mr. B has a succession plan in place! : P
quote: be sure to get Mr. B’s phone number so you can wake him up to activate the OT at 7:30 a.m. on Monday.
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And to find out if he left in the Rapture?
“I can’t believe someone as raunchy as you doesn’t. Sheesh.”
I’m only slightly raunchy, and I do it for the laughs not the raunch.
OK…train pulling into Philly.
Have a good weekend everyone.
dibs, dear, in retrospect it was a little hypocritical of you to take Snappy to task for burping on the OT this a.m. & asking if she were going to break wind too if you’re going to go on about queefing now.
It would be a great Scrabble word.