“”All you people who have not been baptized will remain forever in Limbo.”
Oh crap! Who baptizes Jews? Can I get it done in less than 10 days? Do I have to get dunked? Should I bring shampoo?”
bxgrl, When the short people’s handler thought she wanted to get baptized, she had to join a church, go to said church for several months, take some sort of classes at said church and make some small regular donations.
I went with her because she asked me and I was intrigued, but not because I was wanting to get baptized. In the end, she decided against it.
Is that wholesale or retail, dave? I only pay wholesale.
No need to rush to be baptized – the Mormons can do it for you after you are dead.
Actaully Cobble, anyone can baptize anyone else. I am doing them also for a small fee.
I use bottled water.
So, not in 10 days? 🙁
Yes, folks, we are moving into our noontime programming here at the OT: “Moral Purity Smackdown!!”
ROFLMFAO CGar
I’m selling my indulgences to any of you who may want to shorten your stay in Purgatory.
“the greentard at the waldorf probably capped off his night by buying a hooker”
As long as she was corn-fed and free-range, what’s the prollem?
“”All you people who have not been baptized will remain forever in Limbo.”
Oh crap! Who baptizes Jews? Can I get it done in less than 10 days? Do I have to get dunked? Should I bring shampoo?”
bxgrl, When the short people’s handler thought she wanted to get baptized, she had to join a church, go to said church for several months, take some sort of classes at said church and make some small regular donations.
I went with her because she asked me and I was intrigued, but not because I was wanting to get baptized. In the end, she decided against it.