dave on the news yesterday they said it’s now prime bedbug season and this year is projected to be much worse than last year. i do make it a point to shake myself off when i get off the train, and i make sure to hiss and scowl at people if they rub up against my person on the train (if there is room for them not to do so). i also make it a rule not to sit next to white women between the ages of 21 and 40. they seem to be the demographic who have the most begbugs for some reason.
actually i dont know if it was a sneeze it sounded like a noise a sea animal makes if that makes any sense. people who are clearly not going to work should not be allowed to ride the trains from 8 – 11 am. metrocards should be tagged to only allow certain people on them. of course exceptions would be made for kids going to school and serious emergencies.
oh suspicious activity on the R train at canal this morning. then a creepy man with a cane plops right next to me and starts mumbling something in my ear. i was like ew and scootched as far away as i could. then he whips out the newspaper goes straight to the comic section and starts cackling then he sneezed on me. i assume he mentally challenged. i doused myself with hand sanitizer and my face is BURNING!!! what a f’ing way to start the day! but it’s a gorgeous day and im going goodwill shopping on my lunch hour.
bfarwell, no need to intentionally stir things up around here. All those subjects will eventually be dealt with.
oops, missed an ‘on’.
dave on the news yesterday they said it’s now prime bedbug season and this year is projected to be much worse than last year. i do make it a point to shake myself off when i get off the train, and i make sure to hiss and scowl at people if they rub up against my person on the train (if there is room for them not to do so). i also make it a rule not to sit next to white women between the ages of 21 and 40. they seem to be the demographic who have the most begbugs for some reason.
*rob*
Nice homonym for wine, dave, coming from the Greek word homo of course.
Candidate for Perfect Thread:
Obama and the LPC are trying to raise property taxes the park slope coop’s rent-stabilized bike lane.
actually i dont know if it was a sneeze it sounded like a noise a sea animal makes if that makes any sense. people who are clearly not going to work should not be allowed to ride the trains from 8 – 11 am. metrocards should be tagged to only allow certain people on them. of course exceptions would be made for kids going to school and serious emergencies.
*rob*
rob, those sort of people carry bed bugs on their clothing.
oh suspicious activity on the R train at canal this morning. then a creepy man with a cane plops right next to me and starts mumbling something in my ear. i was like ew and scootched as far away as i could. then he whips out the newspaper goes straight to the comic section and starts cackling then he sneezed on me. i assume he mentally challenged. i doused myself with hand sanitizer and my face is BURNING!!! what a f’ing way to start the day! but it’s a gorgeous day and im going goodwill shopping on my lunch hour.
*rob*
LOL…when asked about Osama bin Laden’s sons’ claims that the killing of bin Laden violated international law, Joe Biden said “Are you kidding?”