Driving in our fair city is a video game. When I drive I think of it like a video game I am going to design. Now with bike lanes, everything is infinately more complicated. I am going to create a video game called “Flatbush Avenue”. It challenges you to drive a car without hitting anything with double parked cars, neighbors having a friendly chat at the double lines, people riding bikes in and out of cars with pitbulls on a leash (smoking a cigarette and talking on a cell phone), delivery trucks taking up a lane, Con Ed open construction pits, Mexican guys delivering food going the wrong way on bikes, avoiding the lunatics giving you the finger in their SUVs….etc. etc.
“Actually, they didn’t use stitches. They used “derma-glue”. I was glued back together!”
Nice.
Modern technology at work. 😉
dibs,
How long do you think silver will remain at these low prices.(I mean relatively, since it’s still up by like 20% ytd no?)
I still say the world will be looking for a safe alternative.
I worked at a gas station summers between college, pumping gas. One day a guy came in and asked me to check his radiator fluid. “Ok,” I said.
I unscrew the radiator cap from his car that he’d been driving in the hot sun and WHAM! the fluid blasts in my face. Who was the bigger idiot, me for not knowing what the fuck he meant or him for asking for some gas attendant to do that.
Dona, how many words per minute can you type?
I once had a hot nurse who put perma-smile on my face.
Driving in our fair city is a video game. When I drive I think of it like a video game I am going to design. Now with bike lanes, everything is infinately more complicated. I am going to create a video game called “Flatbush Avenue”. It challenges you to drive a car without hitting anything with double parked cars, neighbors having a friendly chat at the double lines, people riding bikes in and out of cars with pitbulls on a leash (smoking a cigarette and talking on a cell phone), delivery trucks taking up a lane, Con Ed open construction pits, Mexican guys delivering food going the wrong way on bikes, avoiding the lunatics giving you the finger in their SUVs….etc. etc.
“[Note to legion…it was an AK amputation]”
Yikes,
Diabetic?
The 5 year survival rates are NOT good for a double
AKA. :o(
All commodities getting asswhipped today. Oil, gasoline, corn, wheat and soybean inventories > expected
“Actually, they didn’t use stitches. They used “derma-glue”. I was glued back together!”
Nice.
Modern technology at work. 😉
dibs,
How long do you think silver will remain at these low prices.(I mean relatively, since it’s still up by like 20% ytd no?)
I still say the world will be looking for a safe alternative.
I worked at a gas station summers between college, pumping gas. One day a guy came in and asked me to check his radiator fluid. “Ok,” I said.
I unscrew the radiator cap from his car that he’d been driving in the hot sun and WHAM! the fluid blasts in my face. Who was the bigger idiot, me for not knowing what the fuck he meant or him for asking for some gas attendant to do that.
“benson’s old school. He requested catgut just to annoy the cat ladies.”
ha,
Do the tennis pros still use catgut for their racquets?
Speaking about NYC parking,
wasn’t our fair city recently voted THE worst in the country for commuting and traffic?
Especially the Bronx.
I got my driver’s license at 15, on the first try.