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rob you are an only child, most notably mainfested in your blatant disrepect for people unlike yourself (which is most everyone, thank god). see, only children (sometimes) are raised to believe their shit doesn’t stink and then they move to park slope, buy a dog and go out into the world as if that holds true and guess what……YOU SMELL. REALLY REALLY BAD.
i did not BUY my dog you freak. i adopted him from a bad situation in jersey. and i moved to park slope because my dog comes before my own needs. dogs dont live all that long, i like that he’s living out his mature years living in a nice neighborhood. when he’s gone ill go back to the ghetto. no biggie.
you should not invite people over to your apartment if you don’t want them to poop in it. i understand what you’re saying, but there’s always the chance someone will have to.
when i go to people’s apartments, i try to avoid defecating in them. i don’t get any joy or satisfaction from doing so.
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good god! the parlour floor doesn’t have a washcloset! my dinner party guests will think i’m a dirtbag if they have to go upstairs to poop!!
i dont throw dinner parties all that often, but if one of my guests pooped during the dinner party they would immediately become dead to me and never invited back. there’s a mcdonald’s right down the block that is open like all night for anyone who has to poop. you can pee if you want (make sure to run the sink while do so tho) but you cannot poop. it violates my sensibilities, i find it incredibly disrespectful.
Day 1: Email half of them saying that a particular stock will go up and the other half that the stock will go down. Your email will be dismissed as SPAM by most or all.
Day 2: You will have been right for 64 of the people. Email 32 of these people that the same stock will go up the next day and the other 32 that the stock will go down.
Day 3. You will have been 32 for half of the people, and now you’re starting to get their attention. That’s two days in a row. Email 16 of them that the same stock will go up the next day and 16 of them that the stock will go down.
Day 4: You will have been right for 16 of the people (3 days in a row with a correct stock prediction? hmmmm….). Email 8 of them that the stock will go up, the other 8 down.
Day 5: Right 4 days in a row for 8 people…. Now bear in mind if you’re one of those 8 people you don’t know about any of the other people and you don’t know about any of the wrong picks. Wow, 4 days in a row of accurate predictions? Now you email 4 and 4, up and down.
Day 6: Wow now 4 people have heard 5 days in a row of correct predictions. Tell them all you will give them one more perfect prediction that they can trade on, just to test, and then they get the rest of the predictions for a substantial fee. Email 2 and 2, up and down.
Day 7: OK now you have 2 customers totally hooked. 6 days in a row of good stock picks. Almost impossible! Now just name your price…..
AEJ?
yes, at work cgar
jackal, you still at work I assume?
Ugh, I have a call with AEJ and Japan at 9pm.
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rob you are an only child, most notably mainfested in your blatant disrepect for people unlike yourself (which is most everyone, thank god). see, only children (sometimes) are raised to believe their shit doesn’t stink and then they move to park slope, buy a dog and go out into the world as if that holds true and guess what……YOU SMELL. REALLY REALLY BAD.
i did not BUY my dog you freak. i adopted him from a bad situation in jersey. and i moved to park slope because my dog comes before my own needs. dogs dont live all that long, i like that he’s living out his mature years living in a nice neighborhood. when he’s gone ill go back to the ghetto. no biggie.
*rob*
you should not invite people over to your apartment if you don’t want them to poop in it. i understand what you’re saying, but there’s always the chance someone will have to.
when i go to people’s apartments, i try to avoid defecating in them. i don’t get any joy or satisfaction from doing so.
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good god! the parlour floor doesn’t have a washcloset! my dinner party guests will think i’m a dirtbag if they have to go upstairs to poop!!
i dont throw dinner parties all that often, but if one of my guests pooped during the dinner party they would immediately become dead to me and never invited back. there’s a mcdonald’s right down the block that is open like all night for anyone who has to poop. you can pee if you want (make sure to run the sink while do so tho) but you cannot poop. it violates my sensibilities, i find it incredibly disrespectful.
*rob*
11 years older than me, not 11 years old :-/
*rob*
Get 128 email addresses.
Day 1: Email half of them saying that a particular stock will go up and the other half that the stock will go down. Your email will be dismissed as SPAM by most or all.
Day 2: You will have been right for 64 of the people. Email 32 of these people that the same stock will go up the next day and the other 32 that the stock will go down.
Day 3. You will have been 32 for half of the people, and now you’re starting to get their attention. That’s two days in a row. Email 16 of them that the same stock will go up the next day and 16 of them that the stock will go down.
Day 4: You will have been right for 16 of the people (3 days in a row with a correct stock prediction? hmmmm….). Email 8 of them that the stock will go up, the other 8 down.
Day 5: Right 4 days in a row for 8 people…. Now bear in mind if you’re one of those 8 people you don’t know about any of the other people and you don’t know about any of the wrong picks. Wow, 4 days in a row of accurate predictions? Now you email 4 and 4, up and down.
Day 6: Wow now 4 people have heard 5 days in a row of correct predictions. Tell them all you will give them one more perfect prediction that they can trade on, just to test, and then they get the rest of the predictions for a substantial fee. Email 2 and 2, up and down.
Day 7: OK now you have 2 customers totally hooked. 6 days in a row of good stock picks. Almost impossible! Now just name your price…..
(use higher numbers if you’re more greedy).
OK..adios amigos!!!!