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Well, I only had him for one day, but I was starting to really like him.
dibs, I draw the line at sex with goldfish, no I was alone last night, laying in bed watching Oscar “play” in the fish bowl. He was actually croaking. 🙁
I was cat/fish sitting for Snappy once. And one of her fish was laying on the bottom of the fish bowl. I thought he was dead. So I went say a few words in parting, and to flush him down the toilet.
BUT…Once he landed in the toilet bowl….he came ‘alive’ and started swimming around!!!! I was in a panic! I thought he was dead!!! After a couple seconds of pure shock…
I’m reading the new Manning Marable bio of Malcolm X… turns out he was a real taskmaster at the mosque. He decreed his flock should be in good shape. Any deemed to be too fat got weighed and they had two weeks to lose ten pounds, else they got suspended.
Yes, bxgrl, thank yu for your condolences. Yes, I did opt for a marine funeral. Geez, I hope he wasn’t just resting or doing a relaxed backstroke on top of the water. Actually, he was on the bottom when I woke up. After my shower, his body rose to the surface.
Well, I only had him for one day, but I was starting to really like him.
dibs, I draw the line at sex with goldfish, no I was alone last night, laying in bed watching Oscar “play” in the fish bowl. He was actually croaking. 🙁
I was cat/fish sitting for Snappy once. And one of her fish was laying on the bottom of the fish bowl. I thought he was dead. So I went say a few words in parting, and to flush him down the toilet.
BUT…Once he landed in the toilet bowl….he came ‘alive’ and started swimming around!!!! I was in a panic! I thought he was dead!!! After a couple seconds of pure shock…
I fished him out and put him another bowl.
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Terrorist attack in Marrakesh cafe kills 11
lol it’s wrong i know… but COME TO BROOKLYN!
*rob*”
That’s what you said, schmuck. Now write Mr. B and tell him to take it down.
(Yes dave, I am name-calling- I think the occasion warrants it.)
“After my shower, his body rose to the surface.”
^^^^^^
Sounds very Excorcist / Ghostbusters if you ask me.
My condolences, donatella. I know how hard it is to lose a beloved pet.
I’m reading the new Manning Marable bio of Malcolm X… turns out he was a real taskmaster at the mosque. He decreed his flock should be in good shape. Any deemed to be too fat got weighed and they had two weeks to lose ten pounds, else they got suspended.
My cat loves to play with raw stringbeans.
” Actually, he was on the bottom when I woke up. After my shower, his body rose to the surface.”
TMI. Did you have someone over last night????
Yes, bxgrl, thank yu for your condolences. Yes, I did opt for a marine funeral. Geez, I hope he wasn’t just resting or doing a relaxed backstroke on top of the water. Actually, he was on the bottom when I woke up. After my shower, his body rose to the surface.
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Now take responsibility for the dumb sh*t you said, and go write Mr. B a nice note and ask him to take down your dumbass comment.
LMFAO im not falling for this shit AGAIN. i didnt say anything. all i did was LOL at what happened.
*rob*