Just put it in the freezer! That’s what I do when I buy something that’s not as labeled. Recently I bought chicken at Fairway labeled “boneless chicken thighs” and they had bones in them. So I put it in the freezer and returned it next trip to Fairway.
my in-laws down south have a killer and big ass coi pond. it’s super nice but I cant see myself spending a boat load of money to put such a set up in. It has to be over 6 figures
Dona, maybe you should have taken the remains back to the store for a refund.
I have been the scourge of merchants in the past, rf, but taking a dead fish on the C train and the 4/5 and keeping it here till I can get out to bring him to 38th and 2nd is more than I could manage.
Cobble, you mean everyone THOUGHT Snappy’s fish was dead and it was just resting???
rf: My condolences, Dona, but of course you know that giving a goldfish a birthday is anthropomorphizing it right?
OH, absolutely. I was fantasizing about that last night (shows the depths of the pathos into which my life has descended), i.e. I would have a party with a nice high small table holding the fish bowl in the middle of my parlor floor, like they would be guests of honor and would have a champagne toast to their health. And because I like subtle decorating, I would avoid garish orange, but I would go for streamers and ballons — maybe white and grey — and have people over to celebrate.
Holy spumoli, there’s a tornado warning for parts of NJ east of us!
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=weather&id=8099490
Just put it in the freezer! That’s what I do when I buy something that’s not as labeled. Recently I bought chicken at Fairway labeled “boneless chicken thighs” and they had bones in them. So I put it in the freezer and returned it next trip to Fairway.
I returned a dead goldfish once – kept it in the freezer until I happened to be going near the PetCo. got my dollar back.
my in-laws down south have a killer and big ass coi pond. it’s super nice but I cant see myself spending a boat load of money to put such a set up in. It has to be over 6 figures
By rf on April 28, 2011 11:38 AM
Dona, maybe you should have taken the remains back to the store for a refund.
I have been the scourge of merchants in the past, rf, but taking a dead fish on the C train and the 4/5 and keeping it here till I can get out to bring him to 38th and 2nd is more than I could manage.
Cobble, you mean everyone THOUGHT Snappy’s fish was dead and it was just resting???
“get the fuck outta my face. i said nothing wrong.
*rob*”
Well, you’re obviously too stupid to see it.
ROFL Arkady – and ewwwwww…. loaves
This is hilarious:
http://www.theonion.com/video/today-now-interviews-the-5yearold-screenwriter-of,20188/
rf: My condolences, Dona, but of course you know that giving a goldfish a birthday is anthropomorphizing it right?
OH, absolutely. I was fantasizing about that last night (shows the depths of the pathos into which my life has descended), i.e. I would have a party with a nice high small table holding the fish bowl in the middle of my parlor floor, like they would be guests of honor and would have a champagne toast to their health. And because I like subtle decorating, I would avoid garish orange, but I would go for streamers and ballons — maybe white and grey — and have people over to celebrate.
Well, I hope at least Serafina makes it.
lech – Gives new meaning to the miracle of the [loaves &] fishes!