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Eww. Did you hear that a woman was stabbed in the head w/ a pencil this a.m. on the #3 (downtown, 7th Av. IRT) train? She’d bitched at a guy who was smoking. I figure anyone who’s whacked enough to smoke on the subway is best left alone.
Yo momma’s so old her birth certificate is expired
Yo momma’s so old Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1
Yo momma’s so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur
Eww. Did you hear that a woman was stabbed in the head w/ a pencil this a.m. on the #3 (downtown, 7th Av. IRT) train? She’d bitched at a guy who was smoking. I figure anyone who’s whacked enough to smoke on the subway is best left alone.
Yo momma’s so old her birth certificate is expired
Yo momma’s so old Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1
Yo momma’s so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur
old cars, old houses, young hustlers. homeboy ballin like he’s meechie ho
Does that mean we’ll also all turn into brownie whores????
biff already talkin’ Chinese.
If I had moved to NYC in the 80s instead of staying in Chicago, I’d be dead now!
Yes, but I will have accumulated more toys.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
and you’ll likely be dead