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  1. WTF is a “Form MTA- 6-Metropolitan Commuter Tax Return”

    It is if you have net earnings from self-employment allocated to the MCTD (counties that are part of the MTA) that exceeds $10,000 for the tax year.

  2. Random Rant Of The Day:

    WTF is a “Form MTA- 6-Metropolitan Commuter Tax Return”

    My accountant just informed me that I’m supposed to send this form in today, while she sends in everything else electronically.
    As if I didn’t pay enough taxes this year,
    these mofo’s want more for the MTA which is busy cutting services, charging more and giving out golden parachute pensions?

    This Governor better get those 200 or more “Authorities” under control.
    I wonder which of the two sets of books my hard earned money is going into for this farce?

    [insert loud fart noise here]

  3. When I was an usher at the Elmwood Movie theatre on Queens Blvd.
    I used to bring in a whoopie cushion and wait in the corner beneath the balcony.
    Just after the previews there’s a pause of about 2 seconds where everyone is waiting silently in anticipation of the film about to be watched.
    That’s exactly when I’d let the whoopie cushion rip a long and gaseous one.
    The crowd invariable howled with laughter.

    Aside from having to watch Top Gun 62 times, it was a good gig with a lot of free time.
    I also got to shine a spot light on people attempting to smoke in the theatre. They hated that. :o(

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