Open Thread

“I’m taking 1/2 a Xanex and cabernet in my tea.”

Ok, just go easy on the Cabernet…my doctor made me PROMISE never to drink with my xanax, and I never do.

benson, darling, please take it down a notch. You’re making me nervous.

sterotypes exist because people fill them
case closed

We’ll talk about it Thursday b*tch.

THL;

Given that you could so clearly discern what the broker meant with those code words, why couldn’t you find them in this Dyker Heights thread? Actually, no such discernment was needed then, was it, since PropJoe called it: “Dirty Jersey Guido”. Where was your sense of outrage then?

I guess I lied. That means I’ve sinned. On a Friday, during Lent. Oh, Lord,

[Trying to remember the words for a “good” Act of Contrition]