Open Thread

Biff,

Where will we be visiting you?

I wanna be cremated. (Wasn’t that a Ramones song?)

I’m dying (pun intended) to repeat the old “What’s a Greek urn” joke, but don’t want to be accused of being Anti-Greek.

I do, biff- I’m just surprised you didn’t call him on his anti-semitism. He’s the biggest racist around- and you know I don’t let anyone get away with any of that crap, myself included. I lived with it for too long- because I’m Jewish and because I was in an interracial marriage for so many years. I’ve heard things from people that would make your hair stand on end- just causally tossed out in so-called civilized conversation. I heard every code word imaginable to the human race and I hate them. We may all be bozos on this bus, but we’re all human and that’s what’s important – there are so many horrible stories and as a species we never seem to learn our lessons.

Oh, the pic where her fun-bags are showing through the dress?