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“‘Why not the palin rubber kind?’
Because it’s not a dildo, it’s a tampion.
“A 5’6″ person at 185 should just cut to the chase and say I’m a fat slob.”
Or, better yet, wait for one of your friends to tell you that it’s your year to wear the Santa suit to the PLUSA Holiday Party.
Which sounds better:
A trip to Ghana to mark the 10 year anniversary of my arrival there or a trip to Marrakech, a place where I’ve never been
By Expert Textpert on March 30, 2011 10:53 AM
When people discuss their height they say:
I’m 5′-6″ tall.
But when discussing their weight they don’t say:
I’m 185 pounds heavy.
Why?
A 5’6″ person at 185 should just cut to the chase and say I’m a fat slob.
Re: erstwhile Gov of Alaska marital aid products:
It is absolutely amazing to see the entrepreneurial imagination at work.
When people discuss their height they say:
I’m 5′-6″ tall.
But when discussing their weight they don’t say:
I’m 185 pounds heavy.
Why?
“- Slopey channeling Lech”
No, you have to set it to haiku and include the word douchebag. I would not be so inartful and jackal certainly has a broader range of invective he deploys in the ordinary course.
Coffee and the Times
Drug dealer breaking a twenty
Life in the ghetto
Lech, I’m sure you still prefer the new commute to the old. It’s the crazy hours you’re putting in which would get to me; but that would be the same no matter where you’re living.