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I’ve known a few “hetero-sissies” You’re right, everyone assumes they are gay until some sordid thing with a woman comes out. Always funny.
My first boss in the business was like that and our assistant told me (one night after a few drinks) that she always thought he was gay until she slept with him.
What, *you* are calling Montrose a terrorist? Crazy.
Hey, has anyone seen “Gimme Shelter,” about house hunting in Brooklyn? It just came out last week. I’m only on page 8 but I thought this was good:
“We live in the most expensive shantytown on earth [New York City]….the grandly named County of Kings used to be an afterthought, a bridge-and-tunnel punchline. Now it’s rapidly becoming a Zagat guide destination of its own, with rock-star residents and CEO-priced real estate.”
THL, do you remember the Dana Carvey skit, “Lyle, the Effeminate Heterosexual” that featured a husband and father that everyone thought was gay, including his wife? It was quite amusing.
http://www.genwi.com/play/1803956
THL–I’m going to get one of those pools for my backyard.
Don’t fret, I will refrain from having a crew film me in it.
Same and same for me…
“a hetero-sissy” :-/
jk, that doesnt really offend me ahhahah i just found it a funny phrase. i def. know a few straight men like that. (actually almost all the husbands in park slope come to think about it!)
*rob*
> “Should I get a lifeguard?”
Absolutely. I’m thinking Tito the lifeguard from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse.
Cobble,
He’s a hetero-sissy. We have one of those in our circle. Remarkably straight despite his blatantly gay tendencies. In fact, even got caught cheating on his wife with another woman. Until that happened, the jury was out.
“To be the kind of person inclined to even consider such a thing means that they are not operating by the same rules or codes that most of us are.”
Well put wasder.
I’m going to get one of those pools for my backyard.
Don’t fret, I will refrain from having a crew film me in it.
Should I get a lifeguard?