Brooklyn Life Open Thread by Brownstoner 03/12/2009 263 Share Share Brooklyn Life Brooklyn Life Open Thread What's Your Take? Leave a Comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Register to leave a comment, or log in if you already have an account beff, love those jokes that seem to come from Highlights Magazine. another lame one on the bar front: a grasshopper walks into a bar and takes a seat. the bartender says “hey, we have a drink named after you!”. grasshopper replies “really, you have a drink named steve?!” Log in to Reply “with DIBS and an italian in the bed there won’t be mushroom for anyone else.” That’s right, apparently the Italian has dibs on the mushrooms. Log in to Reply LOL Ditto! Log in to Reply Vermicelli is the ghetto Asshat’s version of Versace. Log in to Reply A Pedi-egg is something that takes the calluses off your feet. I figured if you said that to her she’d get the fact that cutting her nails in public was gross. Log in to Reply with DIBS and an italian in the bed there won’t be mushroom for anyone else. Log in to Reply Oui THL, Vermicelli is a damask style of Frette sheets. I’m sure DIBS has them imported fresh weekly. Log in to Reply THL…who wears “fancy pants” in bed??? Log in to Reply THL, I hate asking for explanations to jokes, but what did you mean? Log in to Reply < 1 … 8 9 10 11 12 … 29 >
beff, love those jokes that seem to come from Highlights Magazine. another lame one on the bar front: a grasshopper walks into a bar and takes a seat. the bartender says “hey, we have a drink named after you!”. grasshopper replies “really, you have a drink named steve?!” Log in to Reply
“with DIBS and an italian in the bed there won’t be mushroom for anyone else.” That’s right, apparently the Italian has dibs on the mushrooms. Log in to Reply
A Pedi-egg is something that takes the calluses off your feet. I figured if you said that to her she’d get the fact that cutting her nails in public was gross. Log in to Reply
Oui THL, Vermicelli is a damask style of Frette sheets. I’m sure DIBS has them imported fresh weekly. Log in to Reply
beff, love those jokes that seem to come from Highlights Magazine. another lame one on the bar front:
a grasshopper walks into a bar and takes a seat. the bartender says “hey, we have a drink named after you!”.
grasshopper replies “really, you have a drink named steve?!”
“with DIBS and an italian in the bed there won’t be mushroom for anyone else.”
That’s right, apparently the Italian has dibs on the mushrooms.
LOL Ditto!
Vermicelli is the ghetto Asshat’s version of Versace.
A Pedi-egg is something that takes the calluses off your feet. I figured if you said that to her she’d get the fact that cutting her nails in public was gross.
with DIBS and an italian in the bed there won’t be mushroom for anyone else.
Oui THL, Vermicelli is a damask style of Frette sheets. I’m sure DIBS has them imported fresh weekly.
THL…who wears “fancy pants” in bed???
THL, I hate asking for explanations to jokes, but what did you mean?