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beff, love those jokes that seem to come from Highlights Magazine. another lame one on the bar front:
a grasshopper walks into a bar and takes a seat. the bartender says “hey, we have a drink named after you!”.
grasshopper replies “really, you have a drink named steve?!”
“with DIBS and an italian in the bed there won’t be mushroom for anyone else.”
That’s right, apparently the Italian has dibs on the mushrooms.
LOL Ditto!
Vermicelli is the ghetto Asshat’s version of Versace.
A Pedi-egg is something that takes the calluses off your feet. I figured if you said that to her she’d get the fact that cutting her nails in public was gross.
with DIBS and an italian in the bed there won’t be mushroom for anyone else.
Oui THL, Vermicelli is a damask style of Frette sheets. I’m sure DIBS has them imported fresh weekly.
THL…who wears “fancy pants” in bed???
THL, I hate asking for explanations to jokes, but what did you mean?