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Jennifer Aniston must be so frustrated by the course of her career. She’s become the twenty-first century’s Doris Day of romantic comedy movies. Every new hot male star gets to make a romantic comedy with her on his way to bigger stuff. The plots are all similar, she always looks the same, and the movies barely break even. On top of that, gossip magazines are still talking about how miserable she is since Brad dumped her for Angelina. I don’t even keep up with this nonsense, it’s all right in the supermarket check out, where you can’t help but see it.
When Norah Jones was on I had something relevant to brownstoner to talk about.
Butterface + butterbody = slumpbuster
“Quiz: what’s better, a butterface or a butterbody?”
Butterface, of course. What do you care about more when the lights are off?
faith hill is an attractive lady
There is something off kilter with Miriah’s face.
Mariah and Beyonce are similar = beautiful faces but too much junk in the trunk. And what about Christina Aguilera? She used to be a beanpole.
Quiz: what’s better, a butterface or a butterbody?
Rihanna is an attractive lady but she cant sing. She’s an entertainer. definitely not a singer..
Alicia Keys is attractive but missing the killer bod. Great singer and writer though