Open Thread

I used the term loosely, dave.

Internet porn is overused and overrated. If not careful, we’re going to turn into some bizarre version of a Woody Allen movie with media-connected orgasmotrons and dvr-like, on-demand non-sex sex. At what point, if ever, does it get to be considered just too much, exploitative and old? Or is it like McDonald’s food? The more one consumes, the more one wants – even though it is trashing the insides and transforming one’s tastes.

I’ve never been to a hooker either.

Sometimes I think I am the only male in existence who:

1. Doesn’t care for porn.
2. Has Never been to a hooker.

So I get home from work last night and start surfing some porn. There are the usual links – girl on girl, bjs, californians who shave their entire body and put on tanning spray, etc. Then I see one I’ve never seen before, “Hot Newspaper Love.” Hmmmm, sounds interesting, I like newspapers, so I click on it and up comes a horrifying video of The Brooklyn Paper sucking big floppy donkey dick. Soooooo disgusting, all kinds of close ups, big floppy donkey dick all up in The Brooklyn Paper’s face and The Brooklyn Paper is making all of these totally fake moaning noises and saying ridiculous stuff like “yeah give it to me you naughty donkey, I just love big floppy donkey dick.” I had to turn off the computer. I don’t think I can ever look at Internet porn again.