Open Thread

I always thought the price of sex was cyclical, depending on what your relationship status was.

Can’t believe it! There are over a dozen cars that haven’t moved for alt side. Only 2 are in snowed-in condition. The City’ll make back all the lost revenue in one day if my block is typical.

A man had a 50 yard line ticket for the Super Bowl. After he sits down, a man comes down from higher up in the stands and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

“No,” he says, “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”

He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?”.

The man shakes his head.

“No, they’re all at the funeral.”

I thought the NY Times said Brooklyn was like Marrakech???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOxoCi4wCmI