oh, bxgrl, dear. I re-read our e-pre-nup. Seems you violated the “Loyalty Clause”. Which means you get nada, nothing, zip, zilch, zero. Movers ‘n Shakers are removing your things from the Gingerbread House as we speak.
“But I thought Biff resigned???!!! If we are having another election, I vote Jessi. If we are just choosing between Biff and M4L the Brownie Whore Dictator, I vote Biff!”
Ooops. Sorry, Snappy, glad to see you’re still loyal to the President and the Administration.
“luckily there’s home, where there’s wine, weed”
HA! Well, in my case, just wine…but I’ll take it!
The Jessi Administration will have plenty of bacon for me!
PSA for anyone out there with insomnia…
Lavender bath salts really do work! (only $3.99 at Target) And with that, I bid you all good nite 🙂
I frown on disloyalty, Snappy. No bacon for you.
dave, who’s Ben Wideman???
“i can’t seem to walk slower than my usual brisk pace, and if i’m trapped behind anyone walking slower i get really impatient”
My second biggest pet peeve, DH.
My first is people who stop to talk or text on the subway stairs.
Not so much loyal as just not wanting a dictator with an insatiable sweet tooth for dirt squares.
JESSI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
oh, bxgrl, dear. I re-read our e-pre-nup. Seems you violated the “Loyalty Clause”. Which means you get nada, nothing, zip, zilch, zero. Movers ‘n Shakers are removing your things from the Gingerbread House as we speak.
Heh heh heh.
“But I thought Biff resigned???!!! If we are having another election, I vote Jessi. If we are just choosing between Biff and M4L the Brownie Whore Dictator, I vote Biff!”
Ooops. Sorry, Snappy, glad to see you’re still loyal to the President and the Administration.
DH, I agree with your rants.
Can I add to that the guy who stops in front of the revolving door, with a line of people behind him, and takes his time buttoning his coat!
/rant