for what it’s worth, no one would ever have to resort to a wire hanger to abort a baby these days even if it did become illegal, it’s pretty easy to abort a baby on your own, safely. seriously, look it up on the internet, im sure it’s there.
An Irishman goes into a bar in Dublin and sits down. Next ot him is another gentleman and after a few minutes a 3rd sits down next to him. The 2 gentlemen begin to talk,
“where you from, sir?”
Ah- I’m from Cork.”
Why, so am, I! How long you been there?”
“All my lif. I went to St. Peter’s Catholic School.”
“I’ll be damned! Me Too! Who was your teacher?”
“Sister Mary Catherine”
“Why, me too! Do you know Maureen Casey?”
“Of course! My wife! Do you know Kathleen Feehan?
“My Wife!”
And the 3 rd gent listens in wonder to them go on and on, finding ever more coincidences. He turns to the barkeep and says,
“This is amazing! Who would have figured 2 strangers would meet in a bar in Dublin and know all the same people and live in the same place?”
Says the barkeep-“That’s the O’Hara twins. They’re drunk again.”
I liked that one, cobble! To continue the sat morning jokefest:
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week.
On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was..
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, “Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?”
“Why yes, that would be nice,” the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn’t believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina . When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and
suggested, “Would you like a cocktail before dinner?”
“Oh, no,” said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, “What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?”
Well, our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn’t say much until after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, “Would you like a smoke?”
“Oh my goodness no,” said the woman. “I couldn’t face my Sunday School class if I did?”
Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He’d been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, “Ahhh .. Mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?”
“Sure, that would be nice,” she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn’t believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex and perversions imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, “What the hell have I done? He shook her awake and pleaded, “I’ve got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?”
The lady said, “The same thing I always tell them.
You don’t have to smoke and drink to have a good time.”
Bxgirl, you’re a nutball!
go away rob.
The sign at the counter said that the cookies tasted just like p***y, so I asked for a sample.
“These taste like shit!” Bob complained.
“Turn it over” said the clerk.
🙂
for what it’s worth, no one would ever have to resort to a wire hanger to abort a baby these days even if it did become illegal, it’s pretty easy to abort a baby on your own, safely. seriously, look it up on the internet, im sure it’s there.
*rob*
An Irishman goes into a bar in Dublin and sits down. Next ot him is another gentleman and after a few minutes a 3rd sits down next to him. The 2 gentlemen begin to talk,
“where you from, sir?”
Ah- I’m from Cork.”
Why, so am, I! How long you been there?”
“All my lif. I went to St. Peter’s Catholic School.”
“I’ll be damned! Me Too! Who was your teacher?”
“Sister Mary Catherine”
“Why, me too! Do you know Maureen Casey?”
“Of course! My wife! Do you know Kathleen Feehan?
“My Wife!”
And the 3 rd gent listens in wonder to them go on and on, finding ever more coincidences. He turns to the barkeep and says,
“This is amazing! Who would have figured 2 strangers would meet in a bar in Dublin and know all the same people and live in the same place?”
Says the barkeep-“That’s the O’Hara twins. They’re drunk again.”
rofl at cobble’s 12:40
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ROFL!! Love it, bxgrl!
I liked that one, cobble! To continue the sat morning jokefest:
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week.
On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was..
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, “Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?”
“Why yes, that would be nice,” the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn’t believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina . When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and
suggested, “Would you like a cocktail before dinner?”
“Oh, no,” said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, “What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?”
Well, our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn’t say much until after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, “Would you like a smoke?”
“Oh my goodness no,” said the woman. “I couldn’t face my Sunday School class if I did?”
Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He’d been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, “Ahhh .. Mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?”
“Sure, that would be nice,” she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn’t believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex and perversions imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, “What the hell have I done? He shook her awake and pleaded, “I’ve got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?”
The lady said, “The same thing I always tell them.
You don’t have to smoke and drink to have a good time.”