“I only check my grocery receipt to make sure the coupons and sale stuff were properly calculated.”
I have to say, my mother was a coupon person. And for most of my adult years, I really didn’t pay that much attention to them. If I had one handy, I used it, otherwise, meh, whatever.
UNTIL: I got a CVS card—man alive! I get all sorts of crazy discounts with them, AND they let you use some of them TOGETHER! I got nearly $19 dollars off $50 worth of stuff one day. Now I march around collecting the damn things—like I’m on a mission! LOL!
“A friend of mine said of me that I could be bleeding to death in the middle of Times Sq. but if I didn’t have a coupon I wouldn’t get a BandAid.”
Ok, that’s a bit extreme, Arkady! But I get your point!
It’s not my job to police whether or not a hustler declares his income. Besides, I’m just helping them with their rent, not paying for sex.
“Biff, I do not date underage guys.”
DIBS, I was talking about illegal with respect to residency / citizenship, not age.
A friend of mine said of me that I could be bleeding to death in the middle of Times Sq. but if I didn’t have a coupon I wouldn’t get a BandAid.
“Biff, I do not date underage guys.
1. They’re childish and immature
2. It’s wrong
3. I might get caught
But not in that order.
hah, 14,000 the OTHER number, the all-time high. Maybe next year…
“No, but you get plenty of dates who aren’t legal.”
Are dates taxable? I prefer okra to dates.
“I only check my grocery receipt to make sure the coupons and sale stuff were properly calculated.”
I have to say, my mother was a coupon person. And for most of my adult years, I really didn’t pay that much attention to them. If I had one handy, I used it, otherwise, meh, whatever.
UNTIL: I got a CVS card—man alive! I get all sorts of crazy discounts with them, AND they let you use some of them TOGETHER! I got nearly $19 dollars off $50 worth of stuff one day. Now I march around collecting the damn things—like I’m on a mission! LOL!
Biff, I do not date underage guys.
1. They’re childish and immature
2. It’s wrong
3. I might get caught
12,000 you mean. Yes, I own a bunch of MSFT Calls.