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Lech, do me a favor to cheer me up. Please take a phone picture of you in the pink tutu. Just open phone, point toward yourself and click. You can send the picture to Donatellaoffortgreene at hotmail dot com.
So Benson, when the HELL are we going to Spumoni Gardens?
Oh, sorry Benson. I hope you can get it fixed fast or find somebody else’s house to go to.
I got a real shock today. My mother was hospitalized with what they thought was a stroke. This is a old lady but a dynamo 88 year old dame who walks 4 miles a day who is a golfer, super active lady. She couldn’t talk this morning and was completely confused. After a terrifying 24 hours, it was determined my mother had a very bad reaction to a pain killer (she got shingles, poor thing and took an opiate drug to relieve pan) and it was thought at first that she might have had a stroke. She is still in the hospital, but the news is good that she will recover. My father is pretty freaked out….jeez. Merry Christmas.
I thought that was how you could tell the gays from the normals. The ones in pink tutus singing Sound of Music are the gays, everyone else is the normals.
“He rises in the morning a man possessed with the possibilities of kindness and charity. The Cratchits, Scrooge’s nephew, and the charity collectors are not only beneficiaries of Scrooge’s largesse; they are also the heirs of his spiritual awakening.”
That is literally the gayest thing that has every been written.
Lech, do me a favor to cheer me up. Please take a phone picture of you in the pink tutu. Just open phone, point toward yourself and click. You can send the picture to Donatellaoffortgreene at hotmail dot com.
So Benson, when the HELL are we going to Spumoni Gardens?
Ugh, sorry to hear that Dona. I hope your xmas gets better from here.
Oh, sorry Benson. I hope you can get it fixed fast or find somebody else’s house to go to.
I got a real shock today. My mother was hospitalized with what they thought was a stroke. This is a old lady but a dynamo 88 year old dame who walks 4 miles a day who is a golfer, super active lady. She couldn’t talk this morning and was completely confused. After a terrifying 24 hours, it was determined my mother had a very bad reaction to a pain killer (she got shingles, poor thing and took an opiate drug to relieve pan) and it was thought at first that she might have had a stroke. She is still in the hospital, but the news is good that she will recover. My father is pretty freaked out….jeez. Merry Christmas.
It’s panic time in the Benson household. Both my microwave AND my oven have broken down.
(I hear the snickering about condos).
I thought that was how you could tell the gays from the normals. The ones in pink tutus singing Sound of Music are the gays, everyone else is the normals.
DIBS did you lie to me about that?
Oh, Lechacal, you are so…so…so…I can’t even find the word.
Think DIBS has a tutu or sings The Sound of Music?
You got me rf. I’m sitting at my desk in a pink tutu singing The Sound of Music.
You know what they say about macho guys who write about the gayest things…
“He rises in the morning a man possessed with the possibilities of kindness and charity. The Cratchits, Scrooge’s nephew, and the charity collectors are not only beneficiaries of Scrooge’s largesse; they are also the heirs of his spiritual awakening.”
That is literally the gayest thing that has every been written.