HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA maple syrup research. Almost as priceless as organic maple syrup.
“Well, we sent a team of 20 researchers into the field to conduct numerous tests. We took all kinds of samples, did high-resolution GPS plots of the sample area, conducted a hydrostatic analysis of the geoplane, and wrote a really big report. And the results of our work are that…. well….. it turns out it’s just a bunch of sap that comes out of maple trees, and if you boil it for a while it turns to syrup. Some guy who walked by wearing a red plaid shirt and mud boots mumbled someting about how any damn idiot knows that, hell his great granddady knew that and he was dumb as a porcupine, but that did not deter us from our important research on behalf of the American people.”
I’m at work.
I’m home.
I’m still at work, mofo.
haha you mofos are still here?
Um, OK.
Sorry guys, I got busy with my Mexican friend.
DIBS you missed one of the best earmarks:
“$165,000 for maple syrup research in Vermont”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA maple syrup research. Almost as priceless as organic maple syrup.
“Well, we sent a team of 20 researchers into the field to conduct numerous tests. We took all kinds of samples, did high-resolution GPS plots of the sample area, conducted a hydrostatic analysis of the geoplane, and wrote a really big report. And the results of our work are that…. well….. it turns out it’s just a bunch of sap that comes out of maple trees, and if you boil it for a while it turns to syrup. Some guy who walked by wearing a red plaid shirt and mud boots mumbled someting about how any damn idiot knows that, hell his great granddady knew that and he was dumb as a porcupine, but that did not deter us from our important research on behalf of the American people.”
Notice that the looooosahs are working late. : P
hey benson, how’s it going? Yeah, today’s been kind of a shitshow here at work.