There should be some kind of a rule about stuff like this. Like, for each day you’re in captivity and don’t suffer actual physical harm you get to be right about everything for one day on the surface, and each week of being trapped is good for one BJ. Just so everyone is clear and no one’s expectations are mismatched.
Don’t think the wives haven’t been talking about this, cause they have. So have the men. 100% guaranteed.
Oh, also those guys get to be right about everything for a whilte.
Basically, all the wives are pretending to be happy but really they’re wondering how many BJs 70 days of captivity is good for and how long they have to let their husbands be right about stuff. And they probably had to stop having sex with the next door neighbor out of respect while the guys were trapped.
what if i dressed my dog up as a little person?
*rob*
dibs,
jester made a joke about the
“roof cock” in the Leaving Park Slope thread.
I didn’t reveal anything. Just made a joke.
There should be some kind of a rule about stuff like this. Like, for each day you’re in captivity and don’t suffer actual physical harm you get to be right about everything for one day on the surface, and each week of being trapped is good for one BJ. Just so everyone is clear and no one’s expectations are mismatched.
Don’t think the wives haven’t been talking about this, cause they have. So have the men. 100% guaranteed.
And what’s w/ benson & steak? He uses it instead of liver?
Oh, also those guys get to be right about everything for a whilte.
Basically, all the wives are pretending to be happy but really they’re wondering how many BJs 70 days of captivity is good for and how long they have to let their husbands be right about stuff. And they probably had to stop having sex with the next door neighbor out of respect while the guys were trapped.
What did jester reveal yesterday???
The miner story is completely changing 33 marriages. 100% of those guys are getting blowjobs their first night home.
Halloween is one of my least favorite holidays. Everyone dressing up and acting like they’re not the conformist bores they are.
Good day for all the tech issues, as I’ve been super busy all day.