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Finally! The IMF is straightening things out for me.

Attention:Beneficiary

Dear Madam,

We write to inform you that due to the outcry of a lot of beneficiaries whose payment have been delayed due to one reason or the other as a result of an embargo placed over their fund have been lifted and you have been approved to receive your fund as soon as possible.

The Coperate World Financial Body Have Received all The Overdue Outstanding Payments Owning Following firms, Contractors, Inheritance Next Of Kin And Lottery Beneficiaries that Was Originated From Africa, Asia, Europe and America.We also discovered that most of the payments emanated from Africa and we decided to inuagurate the African/Euro payment center and to be held in Africa at the moment.This is for us to be able to search the real facts that lead to the stoppage of beneficiary’s funds. We are glad to inform you that your unpaid Fund Have Been Located to be paid soonest.

This Invitation is for Global Economic Prospects 2010: Managing the Next Wave of Globalization as any Individuals And Companies that received this mail is Entitle to received the total Sum Of $20.5m.But if your payment is more than this, please do not hesitate to let us know for proper record.

This development was as result of new payment policy resolution of 2010 carried out by the World Financial Body in collaboration with World Bank Audit unit and United Nations Policy maker unit under world bank new year payment resolution constitution.

We have discovered reasons why you are yet to receive your payment, It is because of irregularities and complications discovered on your payment file by our technical experts in respect to your payment requirements which we have just been duly rectified.In the course of our investigation,we found out that some beneficiary’s funds have been diverted into another account.As we opened your file,we saw an application for the change of an account and a letter of instruction have been passed with a court sworn affidavit for immediate transfer of fund into a lebanese account which is as follows:

HABIB BANK
BERUIT-LEBANON.
A/C NO:00-4761-9843-1234-0155.
BEN:OMAR AHMAD

This new account brought a big confussion to this bank and we use this opportunity to ask if you are aware of the change of the account, or should we transfer the funds immediately into the lebanese account provided?If no,provide the following information as it will help us to prepare for the payment documents in your favour,BUT YOU HAVE TO ACTIVATE THE ACCOUNT FIRST BEFORE WE PROCEED FOR YOUR PAYMENT.
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1) Your Full Name/ Your Current Postal Address
2) Age/Occupation

3) Your Phone/ Fax Number

4) Total Amount Expecting

5) Photocopy Of Your Passport.

While,we were able to get this was that the fund was transfered to a suspence account of the bank since it have overstayed and no proper claim was made to remit the fund to the beneficiaries account.Again,the rules and regulations of the banks here states that for such funds to be wired out from the bank to the beneficiares account,the beneficiary have to activate the suspence account where the fund have been moved to, as to become active again and for it to be able to carry such funds out to it’s destination.

You are free to call on the undersigned for proper clarification with this telephone number:+229-96682887

Yours sincerely,
Bryan Oscar(Director)
Monetary and Financial Systems Department
International Monetary Fund

“This isn’t the only website I visit you know!!!”

No! I had no idea! : P

“So how will you fill your time?”

I’m working on that now. This isn’t the only website I visit you know!!!

He hasn’t been back in 15 years. He got his citizenship and passport a few months ago.

I know, Dave! Was just making conversation. So how will you fill your time? Ok, stupid question.