Montrose, nice try, but I’m filing a motion for your disqualification in light of the fact that you tried to spend the night with me the weekend bxgrl was. You’re grounds for my edivorce and you’ll be deposed for sure!
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I thought that was called the “stranger”
where you sit on your hand till it’s numb
then rub one out.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! i HAVE to try that one day. how long do you have to sit on your hand for until it gets numb? can you douse your hand with ambesol instead?
Yes, DIBS, I can believe it. And round ’bout Halloween, the Christmas decorations will be up! LOL!
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flitting about the North Slope in his Snow Leopard coat, Hannah Montana hat, Boo Boo Kitty purse, and pajama bottoms.
there is no WAY i left my house wearing ALL of those things at ONCE.
*rob*
“I wept not, so to stone within I grew.”
Is it within the rules to award Dante the GOTD?
Montrose, nice try, but I’m filing a motion for your disqualification in light of the fact that you tried to spend the night with me the weekend bxgrl was. You’re grounds for my edivorce and you’ll be deposed for sure!
Here are the ingredients of candy corn:
Sugar, Corn syrup, confectioner’s glaze, salt, honey, dextrose, artificial flavor, gelatin, titanium dioxide color, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Red 3, Blue 1, Sesame oil.
“I nominate and vote for Biff for best post this year for the story about his Zaide.”
I second the nomination!
“Guess what I’m snacking on now…CANDY CORN. Can you believe it’s in the Duane reade already?????”
I love candy corn. There was a law and order svu episode where benson and stabler tracked down the perp due to his off-season purchases of candy corn.
“i dont towel off. i air dry.”
Does that mean you run outside naked after a shower?
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I thought that was called the “stranger”
where you sit on your hand till it’s numb
then rub one out.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! i HAVE to try that one day. how long do you have to sit on your hand for until it gets numb? can you douse your hand with ambesol instead?
*rob*