DETAILED DIRECTIONS TO COLD DUCK FOR THURSDAY, SEPT. 2, 2010.
From all points in Brooklyn:
1. Get on the train. Any train. Or hell, any bus will do.
2. Take said train or bus to the end of the line.
3. Exit said train or bus.
4. Find the nearest street lamp and climb it.
5. Wave a spotted orange flag until an Official PLUSA rep approaches and escorts you to Cold Duck.
6. In the alternative to the above, read the forum post that has a link to a map showing Cold Duck’s location and details 3 ways to get there via public transit.
From all points in Manhattan:
1. Get yourself to the nearest Post Office. In a pinch, FedEx locations will suffice.
2. Put yourself in a box and ask the person behind the counter (regardless of whether or not they are wearing a uniform) to mail you to Cold Duck.
3. To reduce your chances of bumps and bruises, it is highly recommended that you ask the person behind the counter to stamp the box you are in with the red ‘FRAGILE’ stamp and put “Attention PLUSAS” on the box as well.
4. In the alternative to the above, read the forum post that has a link to a map showing Cold Duck’s location and details 3 ways to get there via public transit.
If you cannot manage any of the above steps, you simply don’t get to, nor do you deserve to come to the party. We’ll all have a great time without you.
one of those giant balls you bounce on? i guess? they have adult sized ones in gyms.. i had no clue that was a child sized one. i really didnt know what it was. it was just shiny, brite, and bouncey so i had to buy it.
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“how about travel directions for north brooklynites?”:
“You can’t get here from there”
I’m really confused
What’s the name of this place, again? Do they serve meatballs? Do they have chairs? Do they have walls? Do they allow people? Do they have PIMMs?
“how about travel directions for north brooklynites?”
How about directions from Goshen? How about directions from Valley Stream? How about directions from Des Moines? : P
CobbleSnaps Productions presents:
DETAILED DIRECTIONS TO COLD DUCK FOR THURSDAY, SEPT. 2, 2010.
From all points in Brooklyn:
1. Get on the train. Any train. Or hell, any bus will do.
2. Take said train or bus to the end of the line.
3. Exit said train or bus.
4. Find the nearest street lamp and climb it.
5. Wave a spotted orange flag until an Official PLUSA rep approaches and escorts you to Cold Duck.
6. In the alternative to the above, read the forum post that has a link to a map showing Cold Duck’s location and details 3 ways to get there via public transit.
From all points in Manhattan:
1. Get yourself to the nearest Post Office. In a pinch, FedEx locations will suffice.
2. Put yourself in a box and ask the person behind the counter (regardless of whether or not they are wearing a uniform) to mail you to Cold Duck.
3. To reduce your chances of bumps and bruises, it is highly recommended that you ask the person behind the counter to stamp the box you are in with the red ‘FRAGILE’ stamp and put “Attention PLUSAS” on the box as well.
4. In the alternative to the above, read the forum post that has a link to a map showing Cold Duck’s location and details 3 ways to get there via public transit.
If you cannot manage any of the above steps, you simply don’t get to, nor do you deserve to come to the party. We’ll all have a great time without you.
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Rob, didn’t realize you were doing readings beyond that of tarot cards. Or maybe you read my toes, now that I think about it….
no i stopped giving readings of all kinds jessi. it was screwing with my karma
*rob*
one of those giant balls you bounce on? i guess? they have adult sized ones in gyms.. i had no clue that was a child sized one. i really didnt know what it was. it was just shiny, brite, and bouncey so i had to buy it.
*rob*