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🙂 We are your friends, just bitter, bitter friends! LOL
“I am so annoyed by this Cobble win, I feel like hitting someone with my pocketbook.”
Ha! Aunt Esther. When I was a kid, the #1 ladies’ anti-crime weapon of choice was the pocketbook. She could have a f*kng brick in there, for all the crooks knew. Now chicks just wear a bunch of tattoos. Things sure have changed.
The seething, oozing, glittering jade green envy and very unattractive jealousy on this thread is SHOCKING! Just shocking, I tell you!
And I call you ladies my friends! HARUMPH!
“It’s funny, MM – I read this comment as quite accurate, insightful, and hilarious.”
Yeah, you would, since your job is #1 Rob apologist.
Here’s how you do locavore Colombian style.
http://www.pbase.com/dentontay/pigfest
First, your brother in law spends a few weeks making a mammoth barbecue grill from an old oil tank, purchased from a scrapyard for $30. All the parts are made from metal scrap except for the casters. None of this Chinese Home Depot shit. This is Pocono locavore, people.
The you get a locally grown whole pig. Ever heard of a Colombian necktie? That’s what they do to snitches in Colombia… slit the guy’s throat, pull out his tongue thru the hole. So we have to do the pig the same way, so we don’t waste his squeal.
Season the pig, light the charcoal, insert pig, come back four hours later, somewhat the worse for wear after mucho aguadiente.
Slice and eat, with home-made chimichurri, courtesy of da kid, some crunchy well-salted pigskin, and some nice green salad. And some cheap white wine. Yum.
“um it’s the years 2010 on Earth. all three of those things are highly irrelevant.
*rob*”
Then there is the other side of the coin….
“(ENY, you didn’t tell anyone. Mr. B didn’t tell anyone. I didn’t tell anyone. So how’d they find out? ; ) )”
He has nothing. I never talk. I’m from the old school.
“I am so annoyed by this Cobble win, I feel like hitting someone with my pocketbook.”
Is it one of your really nice leather pocketbooks?
You can hit me with it, but be careful, I’m quick, I might grab it from you! ; )
cycle of life – not happy about it but aint depressed. beer consumption has helped a ton.
Bxgirl, just remember, we’ll see her soon and be able to THWACK her all we want 🙂
**insert evil laugh here**