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A joke for you all:
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean REALLY big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom. “Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!” The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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Oh, and cats do like most people food, but it will depend on the cat (and your cooking!).
Cats do play fetch, Benson. Both of mine do. Their favorite game!
Donatella, Arkady is doing very well! She’s tooling around in her garden and around the house and occasionally stepping out into the neighborhood for quick jaunts. When she’s sure that the urge to smoke is no longer tied to being at the computer on B’Stoner, she’ll be back with us!
Ok, please give us an Arkady update, Snappy.
Yes, Dibs, Benson is getting a cat. But he refuses to have any (damn) conversations about the cat.
Do Cats like Meatballs?? Can they fetch a stick? Go for a walk with you?
What the hell does one DO with a cat??!!!?
I should create a weekend post asking the best way to bathe a cat in a claw foot tub 🙂
there’s very few things gayer (for a dude) than having buttsecks with another guy.
probably a tie with watching “The Notebook”
“hot crazy chicks need lovin too!”
Ha! Yes, they do. They need lovin’ and Zoloft!