Brooklyn Life

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by Brownstoner
08/20/2010 925

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  1. Not all dogs smell or drool. And no catbox, though the walking thing can get tiresome if you’re lazy. The problem of hair, however, is fairly universal – unless you get a non-shedding breed, in which case the groomer’s bills aren’t cheap.

  5. “His biggest baggage was that he had sex with a man before while in college. Would that be a deal breaker for any of you ladies in terms of dating a man?”

    Definitely not a deal breaker. But I wouldn’t count on him switching teams on a permanent basis.

  6. 10. “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”

    9. “I am anxious to use my exiting skills”

    8. “Speak English and Spinach”

    7. “I am a Notary Republic”

    6. “I attended collage courses for minor public relations”

    5. “Following is a grief overview of my skills.”

    4. “I’m attacking my resume for you to review.”

    3. “I am experienced in all faucets of accounting.”

    2. “Hope to hear from you, shorty.”

    And the most embarrassing one to finish off our list:

    1. “Directed $25 million anal shipping and receiving operations.”

  7. Best spelling mistakes from resumes/cover letters:

    20. “I have a known track record and excellent experience with accurancy and fixing erors”

    19. “Strong Work Ethic, Attention to Detail, Team Player, Attention to Detail”

    18. “My experience include filing, billing, printing and coping”

    17. “Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.”

    16. “My work ethics are impeachable.”

    15. “I have nervous of steel.”

    14. “I consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts.”

    13. “I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”

    12. “Dear Sir or Madman,”

    11. “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.”

  8. “Shouldn’t surprise me, as mine know what the finger point means :-)”

    I’m NOT one of your (invisible) cats, Snappy, and I KNOW what the finger point means. Worst is when it’s accompanied by the pursed lips and shaking head, cocked ever so slightly downward. SCARY!!!

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