DH. I actually never ever ever wear sunglasses (I bought a pair once, owned it for two or three days). I can’t stand it when people don’t take their sunglasses off to speak to me. I don’t care how bright the sun is. Wear a hat to shield your eyes. Sunglasses didn’t exist for the first million years of human evolution, so don’t tell me you need them to protect your poor wittwe eyes.
I was chatting with a woman in a store the other day. I looked at her face and looked away. At first, I thought it was a BOOGER in her nose. Then I saw that it was one of those little barbell things, sort of curved, so she looked like she had a BOOGER in each nostril! LOL!
I’m not against piercings, but I think ya gotta try to be objective about what you look like!
“we are all hating on the things men should not wear, but how about things women wear these days?”
My least favorite female accessories / clothing items / decorations:
1. Yoga mats (you can’t swing a dead cat in Park Slope without hitting a self-satisfied looking middle aged woman with a yoga mat).
2. Tattoos of any kind in any location.
3. Piercings (other than earrings).
4. Cell phone glued to ear.
5. Armpit hair.
6. Patchouli.
7. That ratty hippie hair where they twist it up with beeswax or something and it turns into a big shitty bunch of tangled crap on their head, usually accompanied by patchouli and books on marxism.
OK OK so yoga mats aren’t so bad. At least they’re getting exercise and staying fit, right? I really shouldn’t hate on yoga mats like I do. I recognize that.
I can’t stand those types of shirt. All that “I taught your boyfriend that thing you like” etc. is so juvenile, yet shouldn’t really be worn by teens either, IMO.
I guess it’s just because of the heat wave, and everyone is walking around half nekkid (‘cept me of course!), but I’ve been seeing what seems like a LOT more women with major tattoo coverage.
cobble,
and how about a high five for the
inventor of the:
no-sticky-cheese-on-the-pizza-box-cover-thingy
that little plastic table that they put in the
center of the pie so that you don’t end up
eating mozzarella/cardboard scrapings.
DH. I actually never ever ever wear sunglasses (I bought a pair once, owned it for two or three days). I can’t stand it when people don’t take their sunglasses off to speak to me. I don’t care how bright the sun is. Wear a hat to shield your eyes. Sunglasses didn’t exist for the first million years of human evolution, so don’t tell me you need them to protect your poor wittwe eyes.
I was chatting with a woman in a store the other day. I looked at her face and looked away. At first, I thought it was a BOOGER in her nose. Then I saw that it was one of those little barbell things, sort of curved, so she looked like she had a BOOGER in each nostril! LOL!
I’m not against piercings, but I think ya gotta try to be objective about what you look like!
Lech! I have a tatoo! It’s not visible though. Well, hell, it ain’t visible to me either anymore since gaining weight a few years ago 🙁
I love Japanese melons. They’re quite rare though.
Jackal – you forgot huge sunglasses
“we are all hating on the things men should not wear, but how about things women wear these days?”
My least favorite female accessories / clothing items / decorations:
1. Yoga mats (you can’t swing a dead cat in Park Slope without hitting a self-satisfied looking middle aged woman with a yoga mat).
2. Tattoos of any kind in any location.
3. Piercings (other than earrings).
4. Cell phone glued to ear.
5. Armpit hair.
6. Patchouli.
7. That ratty hippie hair where they twist it up with beeswax or something and it turns into a big shitty bunch of tangled crap on their head, usually accompanied by patchouli and books on marxism.
OK OK so yoga mats aren’t so bad. At least they’re getting exercise and staying fit, right? I really shouldn’t hate on yoga mats like I do. I recognize that.
I can’t stand those types of shirt. All that “I taught your boyfriend that thing you like” etc. is so juvenile, yet shouldn’t really be worn by teens either, IMO.
I guess it’s just because of the heat wave, and everyone is walking around half nekkid (‘cept me of course!), but I’ve been seeing what seems like a LOT more women with major tattoo coverage.