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I know, ENY! It needs no explanation or commentary.
LOL Legion and Biff
Why are shorter weeks always sooooooooo much longer than regular weeks??? Will this H*O*T day never end??? Plus which I’m being held captive on a long call! Grrrr.
If you’re from Newfoundland, you just walk right up to the front of the plane while in flight and try to open the door, apparently.
There used to be a man, Mr. Spinelli, that worked with my father and belonged to our swim club, i.e. pool. Mr. Spinelli used to float in the water sometimes faces down and he looked like a terrifying primate, one gigantic 250 pound lug of muscle, blubba and more body hair than I thought was possible on a human. Mr. Spinelli was beyond waxing.
SQOTD:
How do you get off a nonstop flight?
GrammAr.
guys shouldn’t be messing around too much with their body
hair.
take too much out and you look like sweaty mannequin
add too much and you look like a mannequin dipped in oil and rolled in pubic hair.
“Save the grammer lesson for tomorrow.”
AND the spelling lesson 🙁
Save the grammer lesson for tomorrow.