Great! Lechacal, two bottles of Jameson and 6 lesbians will be waiting for you when you get home. CobbleSnaps and SSC&J,LLP thank you for your cooperation.
“As soon as I finish eating this bowl of raw red meat with a spoon I will wash it down with a cup of the tears of my last opponent and review the case.”
Fine, but it might be your last meal for awhile! Kiss the wife and kids, you’re going to have some long nights ahead of you!
“dibs and I can’t get the cute undocumented to toss glitter around”
That’s correct, delepp. DIBS was cut off quite awhile ago, after he submitted a request for reimbursement on something called “Rent an Undocumented”. (Accounting showed me those, DIBS!) We’re watching you two!
Snaps and my pension plans are NOT up for discussion.
Hey who’s dissing Rush? He looks much better now that he lost 150 pounds and quit taking drugs.
Pete, Elton John married Rush Limbaugh. Please keep up with current events even while you’re on vacation.
Rush married his dog. It’s the only bitch he could wrangle.
so who would marry rush limbaugh anyway?
Are you implying some liberal who he waved some of his money in front of?
I prefer to call them “Interns.” There’s one coming over later for some conference room table top activity.
You’ll get the bill tomorrow. Please remit within 30 days.
“You’ve got me. I’ll throw any case for a bottle of Jameson and a couple of lesbos.”
Sweet Haysus, I wish I’d known he could be bought off so easily earlier!
looks like no “Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!” today so going over to the swing area
Great! Lechacal, two bottles of Jameson and 6 lesbians will be waiting for you when you get home. CobbleSnaps and SSC&J,LLP thank you for your cooperation.
🙂
“As soon as I finish eating this bowl of raw red meat with a spoon I will wash it down with a cup of the tears of my last opponent and review the case.”
Fine, but it might be your last meal for awhile! Kiss the wife and kids, you’re going to have some long nights ahead of you!
“dibs and I can’t get the cute undocumented to toss glitter around”
That’s correct, delepp. DIBS was cut off quite awhile ago, after he submitted a request for reimbursement on something called “Rent an Undocumented”. (Accounting showed me those, DIBS!) We’re watching you two!
Snaps and my pension plans are NOT up for discussion.