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“for all of you cow lovers, global cow flatulence is the source of 20% of all Methane gas emissions on Planet Earth”
I have half a cow in a freezer. Actually I guess it started as half a cow but it’s more like a quarter cow now. Need to finish eating it before my dad slaughters more cows this fall! Mmmmmmmm, beef.
Looking forward to the heifer stroll!! It’s like a beef buffet walking by!
ugh, pun time? blech
*rob*
Where did Pop Corn, the father of all these bad puns, go?
We’ve gone from pique to trough.
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I’ve been saving plastic bags since the Carter administration
omg, get thee on A&E’s Hoarders STAT!
*rob*
Jinx, Slopey!
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“for all of you cow lovers, global cow flatulence is the source of 20% of all Methane gas emissions on Planet Earth”
and human poomist is the other 80% that is destroying the ozone layer. why scientists havent invented a pill to make poomist not exist is beyond me.
*rob*
About 2 weeks ago, Slopey asked whether we could think of some unwritten rules of urban navigation etiquette:
Adding to the wisdom proffered by my fellow losers:
A) While it is perfectly acceptable in areas of low population density to suddenly POINT to something that is of interest to you, in areas of HIGH POPULATION density, places like NYC, this is a dumb idea, which both startles other and could potentially POKE SOME ONE’S EYE OUT.
2) While it is perfectly acceptable in areas of low population density, to suddenly start RUNNING, in NYC it means that you are in big trouble and your fellow pedestrians/subway riders/ etc. are probably in trouble too. DONT SUDDENLY START RUNNING, even if your a a healthy hyperactive teenager.
iii) GGar, my dear, don’t get excited, it was simply some auto-correction for extraordinarily foolish thoughts and behavior.
Out for silage, CG.