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By CGar on June 3, 2010 3:59 PM
Legion, NOW you look like Alfalfa in the episode where he played and sang the Barber of Seville. You also look a bit like Lucille Ball when she played and sang the Barber of Seville. So, basically, you now look like the Barber of Seville.
Remember Alfafa singing (off-key) while trying to hide the frog “I’m in the mood for love (RIVETT) (eyeballs bulging), simply because your near ME” (RIVETT) (eyeballs bulging). Darling because you’re near me, I’m in the mood for love (RIVETT).”
Guy number one, in a Speedo,is getting back to the
beach chairs with some beers and some
phone numbers he just got from some
Pamela Anderson lookalikes at the food stand.
Guy number two is shaking his head as his friend
approaches,
“damn!, how do you do it? you are always getting
the digits and the dates.”
Guy number one pats his friend on the back,
“it’s easy my girl-challenged friend, I’ll give you
my secrets if you promise not to tell.”
Guy number two: “definitely! give me the secret!!”
Guy number one: “ok, two things; wear a tight speedo,
and here’s the big secret; stuff a potato into it”
Guy number two: “what? get the hell outta here!”
Guy number one: “hey you wanted the secret.”
Next day at the beach, we hear the sounds of women screaming and see them running from the concession stand, away from Guy number two.
Guy number one: “what the hell are you doing over there?”
“why are the women running away screaming”
Guy number two: “I dunno, I did just what you said, Speedo and Potato”
Guy number one gets up and slaps his friend,
“ASSHOLE! YOU PUT THE POTATO IN THE FRONT OF THE SPEEDO!”
“NOT THE BACK!!!”
DIBS, the bowl cut was free via mom. as you can see, I haven’t move beyond that much – ie am getting cheap cuts at barbershops now (vs. others here have “stylists” via “appointments”)
By CGar on June 3, 2010 3:59 PM
Legion, NOW you look like Alfalfa in the episode where he played and sang the Barber of Seville. You also look a bit like Lucille Ball when she played and sang the Barber of Seville. So, basically, you now look like the Barber of Seville.
Remember Alfafa singing (off-key) while trying to hide the frog “I’m in the mood for love (RIVETT) (eyeballs bulging), simply because your near ME” (RIVETT) (eyeballs bulging). Darling because you’re near me, I’m in the mood for love (RIVETT).”
I have a feeling I’m going to regret asking this, but what does “church key” mean in the above statements? I’m clueless about these sort of things.
biff,
lol,
I’m supposed to be Ken’s wingman, not his playpal!
“cgar you can do that on blackberry”
yes, *rob*
LOL, dave, I understand
Beach Joke:
A guy and his buddy are at the beach.
Guy number one, in a Speedo,is getting back to the
beach chairs with some beers and some
phone numbers he just got from some
Pamela Anderson lookalikes at the food stand.
Guy number two is shaking his head as his friend
approaches,
“damn!, how do you do it? you are always getting
the digits and the dates.”
Guy number one pats his friend on the back,
“it’s easy my girl-challenged friend, I’ll give you
my secrets if you promise not to tell.”
Guy number two: “definitely! give me the secret!!”
Guy number one: “ok, two things; wear a tight speedo,
and here’s the big secret; stuff a potato into it”
Guy number two: “what? get the hell outta here!”
Guy number one: “hey you wanted the secret.”
Next day at the beach, we hear the sounds of women screaming and see them running from the concession stand, away from Guy number two.
Guy number one: “what the hell are you doing over there?”
“why are the women running away screaming”
Guy number two: “I dunno, I did just what you said, Speedo and Potato”
Guy number one gets up and slaps his friend,
“ASSHOLE! YOU PUT THE POTATO IN THE FRONT OF THE SPEEDO!”
“NOT THE BACK!!!”
“Does m4l get a haircut that looks like this…. (;)
The rice bowl over the top of the head?????”
I thought that was an orthodox Jew (with a yarmulkah)
DIBS, the bowl cut was free via mom. as you can see, I haven’t move beyond that much – ie am getting cheap cuts at barbershops now (vs. others here have “stylists” via “appointments”)
By Kensingtonian on June 3, 2010 4:03 PM
I am down for that mexican restuarant with “church key” holders :o).
I told denton about it and he wants to go too.
CGar, if it was a pic of a cute cat or something I would have asked my partner in Philly to forward it. I’m sure you understand.