Well, Expert, I think it is now a widely accepted fact that to win a large lottery jackpot you must be able to check at least two of the following boxes:
A. Not enough teeth to chew a fine steak dinner
B. No teeth at all to chew a fine steak dinner
C. A real yokel who, despite having enough teeth to chew a fine steak dinner, is incapable of carrying on an intelligent conversation while enjoying said fine steak dinner.
D. Have 12 children, 2 or more of whom may or may not be the result of a taboo relationship with your cousin and or uncle.
E. Currently living in a trailer park that regularly gets hit by tornadoes.
F. Currently living out of your flatbed truck that you have affectionately named “Lucille.”
It would be stressful to win the lotto, for a few minutes, but I’m pretty sure I could adapt! Oh, and I would buy that house on Amity and Clinton, the Degraw house.
Jessi, thank you I am honored. Biff, I am blind. I am off today, typing away on my couch without glasses, posting and reading posts in a blur. It’s fun but not accurate. Thank you for the high ratings. Or is that rantings?
So they chose to block us? Wow. Who woulda thunk it. And even after some posters chimed in with some funnies. Ah well.
Well, Expert, I think it is now a widely accepted fact that to win a large lottery jackpot you must be able to check at least two of the following boxes:
A. Not enough teeth to chew a fine steak dinner
B. No teeth at all to chew a fine steak dinner
C. A real yokel who, despite having enough teeth to chew a fine steak dinner, is incapable of carrying on an intelligent conversation while enjoying said fine steak dinner.
D. Have 12 children, 2 or more of whom may or may not be the result of a taboo relationship with your cousin and or uncle.
E. Currently living in a trailer park that regularly gets hit by tornadoes.
F. Currently living out of your flatbed truck that you have affectionately named “Lucille.”
“Thank you for the high ratings.”
No problem.
And I got high baitings over on BHB. I actually requested to be banned from the site. Wonder if that’s ever happened before.
It would be stressful to win the lotto, for a few minutes, but I’m pretty sure I could adapt! Oh, and I would buy that house on Amity and Clinton, the Degraw house.
Biff, scratch one off your list of famous Canadians: Art “Kids Say the Darndest Things” Linklater. 97!! Not too shabby at all.
“What cracks me up about people who win 100s of millions of dollars in the lottery”…..is most of them have really bad teeth.
LOL Cobble
“Nobody raises hell in BH like they do.”
Obviously, the apple(s) doesn’t fall far from the tree.
You raise hell in BHBlog.
Jessi, thank you I am honored. Biff, I am blind. I am off today, typing away on my couch without glasses, posting and reading posts in a blur. It’s fun but not accurate. Thank you for the high ratings. Or is that rantings?