Remember when Maury used to have the shows called “My 2 year old weighs 115lbs!” Then they’d show videos of the kid sitting in the green room surrounded by ho-hos, ding dongs, potato chips, large pizzas, etc. and the poor kid’s face and fingers were orange from the family-sized bag of cheesey poofs they just inhaled. Meanwhile, mom is on stage saying, “I just don’t know what to do, Maury.” Ugh.
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Wait, Maury Povich has guests with tourettes and aluminum foil issues?! Whenever I’ve flipped through the channels when I’m home sick, Maury Povich is *ALWAYS* about paternity tests and women who can’t narrow down the baby daddy to fewer than 37 men.
yeah, for last few years he alternates between people who have weird phobias and women trying to figure out who their baby daddy’s are. i love when they like the 38th man in 3 months and she is CONVINCED it him, cuz you know, look at those eyes and he got his nose yo! only to for maury to be like he’s NOT the father, and then the father does a little dance on stage and the audience hoots and hollars and the ho bag runs off stage and maury consoles her and promises that she will eventually find who the father is lol. tv GOLD!!
he used to some shows about kids with amazing talents and kids with disorders but those didnt bring in the ratings cuz the LAST thing people who sit at home all day watching talk shows want to deal with are kids!
“is it because all the attention is not on me me me?”
Si.
m4l, I think the quality of the leather will sell you on this too.
“Biff, your 3:10 leads me to believe that we have the same rhyming dictionary website open! Ha”
What the heck (life) is a rhyming dictionary? Is it a reference book that busts out hip hop tunes?
Remember when Maury used to have the shows called “My 2 year old weighs 115lbs!” Then they’d show videos of the kid sitting in the green room surrounded by ho-hos, ding dongs, potato chips, large pizzas, etc. and the poor kid’s face and fingers were orange from the family-sized bag of cheesey poofs they just inhaled. Meanwhile, mom is on stage saying, “I just don’t know what to do, Maury.” Ugh.
“HOW MANY FOLKS DO SOME WOMEN SLEEP WITH RAW DURING A SINGLE FERTILE PERIOD IN A MONTH???”
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Wait, Maury Povich has guests with tourettes and aluminum foil issues?! Whenever I’ve flipped through the channels when I’m home sick, Maury Povich is *ALWAYS* about paternity tests and women who can’t narrow down the baby daddy to fewer than 37 men.
yeah, for last few years he alternates between people who have weird phobias and women trying to figure out who their baby daddy’s are. i love when they like the 38th man in 3 months and she is CONVINCED it him, cuz you know, look at those eyes and he got his nose yo! only to for maury to be like he’s NOT the father, and then the father does a little dance on stage and the audience hoots and hollars and the ho bag runs off stage and maury consoles her and promises that she will eventually find who the father is lol. tv GOLD!!
he used to some shows about kids with amazing talents and kids with disorders but those didnt bring in the ratings cuz the LAST thing people who sit at home all day watching talk shows want to deal with are kids!
*rob*
My dictionary has a fulfilling lex life.
Entomologists brag about their insects life.
Biff, wife very big on me “taking one for the team”