Last summer I wore shorts only once. I was going to visit my brother at his beach house. As I stepped out of my condo to walk to my car, it became an event. One of my neighbors actually gasped “Look, he’s wearing shorts!!”.
Lech, for three weeks of driving wife and 3 children in all of the contiguous United States, you have an exemption on the baseball cap and facial hair rules established by sartorial enforcer, Benson. Go forth and be grizzly.
I wear baseball caps to protect against sunburn, in winter in lieu of a winter hat that messes up my hair, to shield my eyes from the sun, when it rains in lieu of an umbrella, in chilly weather in lieu of a coat, when I drive, when my sports team just won and I want to brag, when my sports team lost and I want to mourn, when I feel like it. A gold-colored hat is my favorite.
I just told a complete stranger, a woman, “Smile and the world smiles with you. But I get the feeling the world smiles anywhere you happen to be.”
Gem, remember…we know where you live. And there will be a lot of us drunk right by your house. We’ll send Rob in to investigate what apartment you live in as he has no problem talking to strangers, giving card readings, or throwing confetti on strangers.
Kensington,
robyf at aol
moma
“By benson on April 12, 2010 4:55 PM
Last summer I wore shorts only once”
I know and I’m still trying to get that image out of my head.
http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/images/RevBruceKathy.jpg
“I probably would’ve certainly called you out on your solecism”
Benson discriminates against shoes?
Or fish?
If people are to be praised for hanging out with their own family, what is the point of having one?
Last summer I wore shorts only once. I was going to visit my brother at his beach house. As I stepped out of my condo to walk to my car, it became an event. One of my neighbors actually gasped “Look, he’s wearing shorts!!”.
Lech, for three weeks of driving wife and 3 children in all of the contiguous United States, you have an exemption on the baseball cap and facial hair rules established by sartorial enforcer, Benson. Go forth and be grizzly.
I wear baseball caps to protect against sunburn, in winter in lieu of a winter hat that messes up my hair, to shield my eyes from the sun, when it rains in lieu of an umbrella, in chilly weather in lieu of a coat, when I drive, when my sports team just won and I want to brag, when my sports team lost and I want to mourn, when I feel like it. A gold-colored hat is my favorite.
I just told a complete stranger, a woman, “Smile and the world smiles with you. But I get the feeling the world smiles anywhere you happen to be.”
By CGar on April 12, 2010 4:41 PM
. . . or . . . else.
Gem, remember…we know where you live. And there will be a lot of us drunk right by your house. We’ll send Rob in to investigate what apartment you live in as he has no problem talking to strangers, giving card readings, or throwing confetti on strangers.
benson – I probably would’ve certainly called you out on your solecism except Biffers got there first. No point gilding the lily…