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“Until recently, cuddling was the only part I liked!!”
WHAT?!?!
Next time ask if they need a manual. If so, don’t even bother. Tell them they’re gay.
“been married so long sometimes I forget that I am.”
Just imagine how your husband feels.
“Does Mr. Texpert like to cuddle”
Unfortunately Yes! Two seconds into the cuddling and I’m done. Get your arm from under my neck and unwrap the other one from my body and quickly move to the other side of the bed. Thank you very much, it was fun but we’re done.
“”DUPLEX IS A GAY BAR????”
Which part of “guy playing a keyboard belting out show tunes” didn’t you understand?”
RAOTFLMMFAO!! Hard to believe DAVE is asking this question and BIFF is answering!!
“Why do you persist in giving her cooking tips”
LOL! Like the day she asked me how to make a Souffle, only to report the next day that she doesn’t like EGGS!
I dunno, there’s always the hope that I’m helping. With Rob, it’s hopeless.
I suppose I switched teams because I like our equipment better and find it more fun to play with, and God knows it’s easier to use and doesn’t require an instruction manual or “For Dummies” guide to get started.
Posted by: CGar at March 30, 2010 5:08 PM
Blah, blah…..blah. You’re just greedy, that’s all.
“DUPLEX IS A GAY BAR????”
DIBS, you need to stop looking on the internet and get out into the bars.
I got picked up there several times by women, but they weren’t my type 🙁
Until recently, cuddling was the only part I liked!!
Posted by: jessibaby at March 30, 2010 5:25 PM
“He” is doing it wrong.
“so since it’s a gay bar, i think someone on thursday should try and find me a boyfriend!!!”
can we tell this prospective mate that you aren’t into having sex?