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  1. “In fact we shook hands, didn’t we?”

    We did not shake hands, lechacal. Definitely no hand shaking involved. There were the delayed reactions since we were out-of-context. Then the smiles as recognition set in. Followed by head tilts and slight waves of the arm. I believe the only word either of us uttered was “Yes”. But then we spoke in the OT later that day, lol.

  2. Kens- so true so true. Not to mention, there’s lovely real estate in Heaven- which I’ll be able to afford without my poor ehubby. But he made his choice. Dave over us.

    BTW, Cgar- I get to see Schlumpy in heaven. You only get to see..well…dave. Or parts thereof.

  3. “If I see any of you on a street, I don’t know you. Got it?”

    That’s fine, but I’m still going to say hello to the goat.

    I’m just saying I don’t want to spend eternity with ONLY Jews. Besides, you, jessi, Biff and I are all about equally religious. Slopey is even LESS religious, if that’s possible. bxgrl, too, I believe. And Cobble is such a lapsed Jew that people often mistake her for a WASP.

  4. CGar- you’ll burn in hell for those remarks (kitties ATTACK!). Besides, you’ll be in Hell, not Heaven. They’ll be giving you Ripple and spam. Hardly fine dining. And the eye candy? Does eye candy come with suppurating sores all over their bodies? 🙂

  5. Speaking of saying hello to people you know on the street from another world…

    A friend of mine told me a story years ago about a banker that he knew in a rather small town. Seems the banker would frequent the company of a rather flamboyant young man at times for, well you know what.

    One day said banker and his colleages are out at lunch and the young, flamboyant boy says hello and the banker ignores him.

    So the boy yells out something to the effect that if he isn’t going to say hello to him on the street, don’t come whoring around at night when he wanted a piece!!!

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