Brooklyn Life Open Thread by Brownstoner 03/12/2010 495 Share Share Brooklyn Life Brooklyn Life Open Thread What's Your Take? Leave a Comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Register to leave a comment, or log in if you already have an account You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. You’re so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. You’re so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. You’re so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. You’re so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning. You’re so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone. You’re so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. You’re so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo – first I peeked, then I booed. You’re so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border. Log in to Reply Cobble, I hope you didn’t put “Watersports” in the Other Interests section of your resume. Log in to Reply “…yeah, but that heavy shoe dangling there is just gonna cramp you’re style” nah, shoes are good for traction. Log in to Reply dibs, lol, staples ez button. Log in to Reply LOL, legion! Biff, OY. Expert, Coming from you, that is a compliment! Log in to Reply “ET has the Staples “Easy button” on her forehead.” DIBS, this is a Cobble roast, or did you not get the memo? Oops, the memo was on a Post-It Note that I used to clean my teeth. Never mind… Log in to Reply “ET has the Staples “Easy button” on her forehead.” HEY!!! it’s piss off Cobble Day. Log in to Reply So do shoelaces, like the kind that come with wingtips. Posted by: infinitejester at March 12, 2010 3:18 PM …yeah, but that heavy shoe dangling there is just gonna cramp you’re style. Log in to Reply “ray charles plays scrabble better than you, chiller.” I play scrabble better than Cobble! Log in to Reply < 1 … 12 13 14 15 16 … 55 >
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. You’re so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. You’re so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. You’re so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. You’re so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning. You’re so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone. You’re so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. You’re so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo – first I peeked, then I booed. You’re so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border. Log in to Reply
Cobble, I hope you didn’t put “Watersports” in the Other Interests section of your resume. Log in to Reply
“…yeah, but that heavy shoe dangling there is just gonna cramp you’re style” nah, shoes are good for traction. Log in to Reply
“ET has the Staples “Easy button” on her forehead.” DIBS, this is a Cobble roast, or did you not get the memo? Oops, the memo was on a Post-It Note that I used to clean my teeth. Never mind… Log in to Reply
So do shoelaces, like the kind that come with wingtips. Posted by: infinitejester at March 12, 2010 3:18 PM …yeah, but that heavy shoe dangling there is just gonna cramp you’re style. Log in to Reply
“ray charles plays scrabble better than you, chiller.” I play scrabble better than Cobble! Log in to Reply
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
You’re so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You’re so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You’re so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You’re so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You’re so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You’re so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You’re so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo – first I peeked, then I booed.
You’re so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.
Cobble, I hope you didn’t put “Watersports” in the Other Interests section of your resume.
“…yeah, but that heavy shoe dangling there is just gonna cramp you’re style”
nah, shoes are good for traction.
dibs,
lol, staples ez button.
LOL, legion!
Biff, OY.
Expert, Coming from you, that is a compliment!
“ET has the Staples “Easy button” on her forehead.”
DIBS, this is a Cobble roast, or did you not get the memo?
Oops, the memo was on a Post-It Note that I used to clean my teeth. Never mind…
“ET has the Staples “Easy button” on her forehead.”
HEY!!! it’s piss off Cobble Day.
So do shoelaces, like the kind that come with wingtips.
Posted by: infinitejester at March 12, 2010 3:18 PM
…yeah, but that heavy shoe dangling there is just gonna cramp you’re style.
“ray charles plays scrabble better than you, chiller.”
I play scrabble better than Cobble!