i was telling her this morning how i think it’s vile that people come to work and the first thing they do is take a dump. cant they do that at home? wtf. it’s gross.
she responds…
“Yeah uh huh, and your guests are even LUCKY if there is toilet paper in the bathroom for them to use. Gross, you NEVER had toilet paper in your Ludlow apt. Nasty.”
so i tell her that i really DID have toilet paper in my apt back then but that i hid it so only i knew where it was because having no toilet paper deters guests from taking a dump in your apartment. apparently she’s offended that i would do such a thing.
i told her that at the time i didnt even know that women need toilet paper for when they pee as well.
oops!
for what it’s worth tho i did usually have a few taco bell napkins on top of the toilet. i guess maybe not the times she was over.
DIBS, ouch. I guess no kitchen help for you tonight.
🙁
so i think my friend kristy is mad at me.
i was telling her this morning how i think it’s vile that people come to work and the first thing they do is take a dump. cant they do that at home? wtf. it’s gross.
she responds…
“Yeah uh huh, and your guests are even LUCKY if there is toilet paper in the bathroom for them to use. Gross, you NEVER had toilet paper in your Ludlow apt. Nasty.”
so i tell her that i really DID have toilet paper in my apt back then but that i hid it so only i knew where it was because having no toilet paper deters guests from taking a dump in your apartment. apparently she’s offended that i would do such a thing.
i told her that at the time i didnt even know that women need toilet paper for when they pee as well.
oops!
for what it’s worth tho i did usually have a few taco bell napkins on top of the toilet. i guess maybe not the times she was over.
*rob*
A friend sent me this. Pretty funny. Enjoy!
This is a NEW Tiger game. Be sure and put the Cursor where you want the golf ball to go.
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/
Rob, my mom thinks tarot cards are straight from the devil. That would not go over well. At all. LOL
HUH daVE?!?!?
And what are we suppose to do with that info? Do they both know about the other? Are we to keep quiet and pretend we don’t know.
“There’s a possibility both my Mexican bf and my Chinese bf will be there tonight.”
Three’s Company episode waiting to happen…
“it’s 2010… get yourself a DVR”
And even if it was 1985, you could still tape it on a VCR.
I guess Top Ten List is a euphemism.
ALERT:
There’s a possibility both my Mexican bf and my Chinese bf will be there tonight.
quote:
We have to get home for Letterman’s Top Ten list.
it’s 2010… get yourself a DVR
*rob*