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omg LOVE the new commercials “i love my life, im not going to mess it up with a pregnancy” :-/ that actually is annoying me more than the commercials that tell you you will have only 4 fingers if you smoke! grrrrr. anyone want to get a class action suit against these fucked up ads? most of them are fake too.. grrrr
[takes shower in the newly installed Hazmat Cozmama Shower]
*shrurrrrsssshshhh, damn this is a powerful! nothing like those those dank 4 story walk up brownstones. woot woot!*
[falls down stairs]
[sprains ankle]
[FUUUUUUCK the only people on the speed dial to the Help Me 911 I’ve Fallen and I Cant Get uP LINE all hate me!!] 🙁
ooooooooh
*hears locks jingle-jangling
who there?
-Cgar
–CWHO?
-bitch, LET me in!
–you know the ‘tard key is under the mat
-oh, duh
–TARD!
-You can’t call people that you know!
–sowwy 🙁
-Good Boy.
–Bite me! That aint a key, that’s Dave’s IUD!
blowfish, the furthest uptown DH can suggest for good cocktails are The Breslin in the Ace Hotel on 29th & Broadway, or Flatiron Lounge on 19th & 5th. And with that, now I’m really outta here.
blowfish, I’m inquiring of our resident expert DH for you. He suggests Little Branch on 7th Avenue South & Leroy, but I just asked him about 42-54 vicinity.
omg LOVE the new commercials “i love my life, im not going to mess it up with a pregnancy” :-/ that actually is annoying me more than the commercials that tell you you will have only 4 fingers if you smoke! grrrrr. anyone want to get a class action suit against these fucked up ads? most of them are fake too.. grrrr
*rob*
[breaks thru sewer with a sewer suit]
[takes shower in the newly installed Hazmat Cozmama Shower]
*shrurrrrsssshshhh, damn this is a powerful! nothing like those those dank 4 story walk up brownstones. woot woot!*
[falls down stairs]
[sprains ankle]
[FUUUUUUCK the only people on the speed dial to the Help Me 911 I’ve Fallen and I Cant Get uP LINE all hate me!!] 🙁
ooooooooh
*hears locks jingle-jangling
who there?
-Cgar
–CWHO?
-bitch, LET me in!
–you know the ‘tard key is under the mat
-oh, duh
–TARD!
-You can’t call people that you know!
–sowwy 🙁
-Good Boy.
–Bite me! That aint a key, that’s Dave’s IUD!
*rob*
and yes, that made NO sense at the end
This one goes out to all my eurotrash out there tonight…
Nigel Wales, this one is for you. A little Cafe del Mar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DKhHDd1AK4
Gonna wait for DJ Snappy – but I think tonight would be a good night for Techno/House/Electronic music
725?? Losers!!
blowfish, the furthest uptown DH can suggest for good cocktails are The Breslin in the Ace Hotel on 29th & Broadway, or Flatiron Lounge on 19th & 5th. And with that, now I’m really outta here.
When do the lights dim and the disco ball drops from the ceiling? I want to dance tonight.
Personally, blowfish, I like Therapy on 52nd, between 8th & 9th, but it’s a gay bar. Though surprisingly I’ve been there with women several times.
blowfish, I’m inquiring of our resident expert DH for you. He suggests Little Branch on 7th Avenue South & Leroy, but I just asked him about 42-54 vicinity.