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Er….I’m LISTENING!!!!!!! (You touch that tiara, MM and they will find your body in the river.) As for you, c’hiller….afte I lobbied for you with Mr. Snark…after I pointed out to him the numerous SOTD worthy comments of yours, after I offered to give the podium- the PODIUM!!- this is the thanks I get? This? To MEEEEE??? SOB….SOB…..
Now that I have won [WON! ME, ME, ME! cobblehiller, of cobble hill!] the highly coveted award of my dreams [I know you think I’m joking but I’m not] would you grant me one itsy-bitsy favor? [Which I will surely return forthwith] and go down to the Sainted Tenents dungeon and get me the BIG tiara – you know, the diamond, emerald and ruby encrusted one, not the little zirconium one – and send that over to me? I’ll gladly pay for the messenger, and send you some cookies and croissants from Marquet! Thanks in advance, it will mean the world to me to wear the REAL BIG FANCY tiara, you know. It’s a girl thing…
You get A tiara- smaller than mine, of course, as is appropriate to a 2nd or 3rd or is it 8th winner- as opposed to…ahem….the FIRST Winner. I will, however give the podium over to you as we Enforcers must mingle amongst the ever threatening crowd, to be sure those who aspire to this singular honor are both properly qualified to wear the (smaller) tiara, and are committed to spreading the SOTD franchise far and wide so that Mr. Snark can make a living.
Wear your (small) tiara proudly! (FYI- I never got the printed sash!)
I’d also like to take a moment to thank our irreverent and right reverend of snark, fearless leader, bestower of snarky goodness, that very fine feller, one SnarkSlope.
Without your support, encouragement and undying faith in my abilities, I might not stand here tiara [almost] in hand. Thank you, your work means so much to me. I hope I can represent Snarkitude well as we move forward for however long I get to wear the tiara. [I get to wear it right?]
[Standing up and dusting herself off after a dead faint.]
bxgrl, I’m so glad that you, of all my friends – real and imagined – are here, sniff, to share this special moment, sniff, with me! I never thought I would live to see the day, when I, cobblehiller, of cobble hill, would win the illustrious and heretofore much coveted SOTD! It’s almost too much to bear!
And now I know! I know what it feels like to walk among YOU, the previous winners, you know the one’s who have now stepped down [you are stepping down aren’t you?] from the podium, and handed over the tiara! You are going to hand over that pretty tiara aren’t you? You aren’t going to make me fight you for it, here, are you?!
Er….I’m LISTENING!!!!!!! (You touch that tiara, MM and they will find your body in the river.) As for you, c’hiller….afte I lobbied for you with Mr. Snark…after I pointed out to him the numerous SOTD worthy comments of yours, after I offered to give the podium- the PODIUM!!- this is the thanks I get? This? To MEEEEE??? SOB….SOB…..
A hearty congratulations, cobblehiller. Glad to be the “straight man” for that line.
Thank you MM,
Now that I have won [WON! ME, ME, ME! cobblehiller, of cobble hill!] the highly coveted award of my dreams [I know you think I’m joking but I’m not] would you grant me one itsy-bitsy favor? [Which I will surely return forthwith] and go down to the Sainted Tenents dungeon and get me the BIG tiara – you know, the diamond, emerald and ruby encrusted one, not the little zirconium one – and send that over to me? I’ll gladly pay for the messenger, and send you some cookies and croissants from Marquet! Thanks in advance, it will mean the world to me to wear the REAL BIG FANCY tiara, you know. It’s a girl thing…
You get A tiara- smaller than mine, of course, as is appropriate to a 2nd or 3rd or is it 8th winner- as opposed to…ahem….the FIRST Winner. I will, however give the podium over to you as we Enforcers must mingle amongst the ever threatening crowd, to be sure those who aspire to this singular honor are both properly qualified to wear the (smaller) tiara, and are committed to spreading the SOTD franchise far and wide so that Mr. Snark can make a living.
Wear your (small) tiara proudly! (FYI- I never got the printed sash!)
Congrats, Cobblehiller! It’s truly gratifying to reach one’s goal. May you wear your tiara and sash well.
Oh dear, sort out this tiara imbroglio amongst yourselves.
Congrats to cobblehiller and ciao to all!
Snarky’s off for a much-needed cocktail…
I’d also like to take a moment to thank our irreverent and right reverend of snark, fearless leader, bestower of snarky goodness, that very fine feller, one SnarkSlope.
Without your support, encouragement and undying faith in my abilities, I might not stand here tiara [almost] in hand. Thank you, your work means so much to me. I hope I can represent Snarkitude well as we move forward for however long I get to wear the tiara. [I get to wear it right?]
G*d Bless SnarkSlope and G*d Bless America!
Oh, dear god…like I said, throw the tiara at her head!
Congrat’s
[Standing up and dusting herself off after a dead faint.]
bxgrl, I’m so glad that you, of all my friends – real and imagined – are here, sniff, to share this special moment, sniff, with me! I never thought I would live to see the day, when I, cobblehiller, of cobble hill, would win the illustrious and heretofore much coveted SOTD! It’s almost too much to bear!
And now I know! I know what it feels like to walk among YOU, the previous winners, you know the one’s who have now stepped down [you are stepping down aren’t you?] from the podium, and handed over the tiara! You are going to hand over that pretty tiara aren’t you? You aren’t going to make me fight you for it, here, are you?!