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Personal ads on B’Stoner would be hysterical! He should open up a Personals page not too unlike the forum pages.
User Name: Cookie
Neighborhood: East, East Park Slope South
Looking for: A guy with a cordless drill and an unlimited Metrocard.
Turn-ons: Century old brownstones dripping with rich detail and original pier mirrors
Turn-offs: New construction and B&B Italia furnishings
I could be a straight dude. 🙂
fred sanford upon seeing a pretty young woman: “she got TB.”
lamont: “TB?!”
fred sanford: “yeah, terrific body.”
i love plaid flannel. and no not the designer kind. suspenders are superfluous.
have you guys ever been to the junk yards in oakland? so much amazing stuff to be found…
I used to love when Fred didn’t like something…he’d clutch his chest and say ‘I’m comin’, Elizabeth, I’m comin'”
ROFL Cobble! Ahhh…that takes me back!
“i don’t think i could ever be a straight dude. so much baggage to deal with.”
It’s not so bad. You just have to take things in stride. Like Fred Sanford.
raunch hour. hmmm. should mr. b diversify with personals ads?
Sorry, I’ve been slacking on the raunch and donut holes just don’t seem to inspire me!
Fred Sanford: Who is it?
Aunt Esther: It’s Esther!
Fred Sanford: Esther who?
Aunt Esther: You know Esther who! Open this door fool!
Fred Sanford: I can’t open the door!
Aunt Esther: Why not?
Fred Sanford: You too ugly!
If Fred Sanford were gay, that junk yard would have been much better organized. And he wouldn’t have been caught dead in a red plaid shirt and suspenders. Just sayin.