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There were ghosts in the eyes
of all the buyers you sent away
They haunt these dusty nabes with the skeleton frames
of burned out houses of the day
They screem your ID at night in their sleep
Their offer sheets lie in rags at your feet
And in the lonely cool before dawn
The bitter renters keep roaring on
But when they get to the open house your gone
So baby log in
It’s a blog full of PLUSAs and I’m signing off of here to win!
(Sax break)
—–
OK, snark still wins.
Snappy
Kelis – Milkshake
ROFL @ Pocket doors!!!
Down in the South Slope
Down in the South Slope
People put me down ’cause
That’s the side of town I was born in
I love her she loves me but I don’t fit in her society
Lord have mercy on the boy from down in the South Slope
I like Brownstones and I cannot lie
You other readers can’t deny
When house pops up with orignal deets
And a fireplace in your face
You get SPRUNG!
20 feet wide and and no extra F.A.R?
Only if it’s $1.5mill!
To the tune of Open Arms by Journey:
So now you come to me,
With pocket doors,
Easy to hide,
Believe what I say,
So here I am,
With pocket doors,
Hoping you’ll see,
What this extra space means to me,
Pocket doors,
Your love is like socialized medicine,
Socialized medicine is what I need…
LOL SNappy – you’re a star!!
When i was just a little girl,
I asked my mother what will I be.
Will I be bitter will I be a homeowner
here’s what she said to me..
Que sera sera, whatever will be will be
the future’s not ours to see
Que sera sera, what will be will be.