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All right. That’s it! I’m taking the vcr home with me so you can’t leave it running…and I’m taking the Scooby vid with me too! Harumph. No dvd player for you, you Wasteful Willy!
**shutting off main water valve**
**shutting off lights at the breaker**
**MEOOOOOOWWWWW, RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRW**
The guard kitty has once again been released. His claws were just sharpened this evening. And he was promised tuna and didn’t get any…in short, he’s pissed off and hungry. Re-enter at your own risk 🙂
(by the by, where the hell did the COTD thread from today disappear to? wtf?)
*turns on lights*
*turns on all the faucets*
*sticks Scooby Doo season 5 into the VCR player* maybe we can update to a DVD player these days!?!?
*ROB*
Oy vey! Lights on again, CD player going, faucets running! What’s become of this place?!
**click**
**click**
**shut of water at shut-off valve, that’ll teach ’em**
[Where’s my flashlight?, Oh right, in my bag…] ::::::::::::::exit stage right>>::::::::::::::::::::::::::
“Daphne and Fred were always f**king on a mattress in the back of the Mystery Machine.”
I don’t think so. Fred was the guy w/the ascot, right? I think he played for Dave & Rob’s team.
I certainly COULD be that dumb, but in this case I was joking.
I liked Scooby Doo. I never liked Scrappy. And, yes, Shaggy was a hipster. Also, Velma was a lesbian, and Daphne and Fred were always f**king on a mattress in the back of the Mystery Machine. Did anyone know they all had last names?
OK…gotta go…off to a private reception at the Metropolitan Museum…I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow…
You have an excuse. Your hormones are off.
True. Apparently, I CAN be that gullible though.