The EVLL has a dimmer switch that must date from the dawn of electricity. Has a circular knob that you —how can I say this?- push in and twirl. (I can just see the posts now. You all have such filthy minds. All of you.
Not to worry cobblehiller. I will use my exalted status as the FIRST WINNER of the SOTD Award to influence the next award. Our beloved founder has his eye on you. Of course Dibs and I do get tiaras and you only get the big ribbon sash, but there will be no further accoutrements with subsequent prizes however. In this economy we must be careful with our funding.
Just heard from the EVLL- heat will be cut off from my dungeon-er-domicile until I can behave in a proper obsequious and worshipful manner to her Landlordship.
What a fool. As the pound drops, conversely the dollar rises. And the rates rising in Treasuries means people are selling them and putting the money into the stock market.
“As awfully fond as I am of cobblehiller, I will not dilute the prestige of the Snark of the Day Award, lest accusations of cronyism arise.”
Cronyism! Diluting the prestige! Now I’ll never win! WAHHHHH!
I can only sit and wonder where I went wrong in my life, sniff, where did I veer when I should have swerved, sniff, sniff, how is it that I have come to this deep dark place in the valley of the shadow of death. sniff, sniff. A place where there are no SOTD awards for a bitter renter in Cobble Hill, a place where the there is no love for…boo-hoo-hoo…I can’t go on! But I must, I must try to carry on…but sniff, sniff…I’ll find a way. Somehow. sniff.
“What a disaster,†said Andrew Busch, a global currency strategist in Chicago at BMO Capital Markets, a unit of Canada’s fourth largest bank. “It’s fascinating to see how far the British have fallen in their approach to the banking system.â€
Hey Adam I in your head. Oh BTW Don’t look now but the Bond Market is getting a little itchy…
I have a steadfast rule that, as much as I would like to, I won’t do a 3-way with the partner. One person always loses in that and it is the start of the end. A four way would be a different story all together. I’ve been there, it doesn’t work.
“I ask only because I was thinking of recommending we also set up Sainted Tenant and Evile Landlord Awards. there would, of course have to be talent contests and essays to qualify.”
I just spoke to your landlord – and she finds your attitude shocking [shocking I tell you!]. Are you sure you want to antagonize her further? I mean as it stands presently you have only the roof over your head, no water, no electricity, and you’re down to a few crusts of wonder bread [I thought the salt was a nice touch!]. What’s left to lose?
SnarkSlope told me that there were no more tiaras or crowns to give out.
The endowment money for these tributes must have been invested with Madoff.
The EVLL has a dimmer switch that must date from the dawn of electricity. Has a circular knob that you —how can I say this?- push in and twirl. (I can just see the posts now. You all have such filthy minds. All of you.
Not to worry cobblehiller. I will use my exalted status as the FIRST WINNER of the SOTD Award to influence the next award. Our beloved founder has his eye on you. Of course Dibs and I do get tiaras and you only get the big ribbon sash, but there will be no further accoutrements with subsequent prizes however. In this economy we must be careful with our funding.
Just heard from the EVLL- heat will be cut off from my dungeon-er-domicile until I can behave in a proper obsequious and worshipful manner to her Landlordship.
WOW, DIBS, I was talking about a floor lamp I have with a 3-way switch 🙂
But, okay, I guess thanks for the…um advice.
What a fool. As the pound drops, conversely the dollar rises. And the rates rising in Treasuries means people are selling them and putting the money into the stock market.
Cause>>>Effect
Someday I’ll stop engaging the loons.
“As awfully fond as I am of cobblehiller, I will not dilute the prestige of the Snark of the Day Award, lest accusations of cronyism arise.”
Cronyism! Diluting the prestige! Now I’ll never win! WAHHHHH!
I can only sit and wonder where I went wrong in my life, sniff, where did I veer when I should have swerved, sniff, sniff, how is it that I have come to this deep dark place in the valley of the shadow of death. sniff, sniff. A place where there are no SOTD awards for a bitter renter in Cobble Hill, a place where the there is no love for…boo-hoo-hoo…I can’t go on! But I must, I must try to carry on…but sniff, sniff…I’ll find a way. Somehow. sniff.
Is the What gone for good? I havent seen any What postings lately. I’ve been away so maybe I missed something.
Posted by: Adam Dahill at January 21, 2009 10:19 AM
No retard just waiting for the shockwave from the UK..
Pound Tumbles as U.K. Bank Plan Fuels Concern Crisis Deepening
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aeN2V4su4.Kc&refer=uk
“What a disaster,†said Andrew Busch, a global currency strategist in Chicago at BMO Capital Markets, a unit of Canada’s fourth largest bank. “It’s fascinating to see how far the British have fallen in their approach to the banking system.â€
Hey Adam I in your head. Oh BTW Don’t look now but the Bond Market is getting a little itchy…
Buh Bye… Cya in 2025…
The What
Someday this war is gonna end…
I have a steadfast rule that, as much as I would like to, I won’t do a 3-way with the partner. One person always loses in that and it is the start of the end. A four way would be a different story all together. I’ve been there, it doesn’t work.
I wouldn’t mind a 3-way switch. One of my bulbs is dim and the fixture can definetly accomodate a 3-way. I keep telling hubby we we could use one.
“I ask only because I was thinking of recommending we also set up Sainted Tenant and Evile Landlord Awards. there would, of course have to be talent contests and essays to qualify.”
I just spoke to your landlord – and she finds your attitude shocking [shocking I tell you!]. Are you sure you want to antagonize her further? I mean as it stands presently you have only the roof over your head, no water, no electricity, and you’re down to a few crusts of wonder bread [I thought the salt was a nice touch!]. What’s left to lose?