Recently I had the pleasure of visiting Oslo on business. I found it to be a lovely and charming city. I noted that it is becoming a city of international business. Moreover, I observed that the city now has its share of immigrants. Given these developments, I would like to call your attention to the following matter: the height of your urinals. With many non-Scandanavian short guys now in the city (like me) this issue should be addressed. I did not enjoy pissing up into a urinal, with the resultant splatter on my shirt.
Please alter your urinal height regulations to accommodate your international visitors. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
riff-raff are people who live in neighborhoods they cannot afford. they spend 50-75 percent of their income on rent and or buy houses they can’t afford. thus i am a prime example of riff-raff. i think you people mistakeningly think the term applies to people like Pigpen from Peanuts.
Benson, I suspect the more economical solution is those kiddie step stools we have in the bathrm for our young kids
Benson, hehehe
I guess the riff raff just arrived. Urinal talk.
Minister of the Interior
Republic of Norway
Dear Sir;
Recently I had the pleasure of visiting Oslo on business. I found it to be a lovely and charming city. I noted that it is becoming a city of international business. Moreover, I observed that the city now has its share of immigrants. Given these developments, I would like to call your attention to the following matter: the height of your urinals. With many non-Scandanavian short guys now in the city (like me) this issue should be addressed. I did not enjoy pissing up into a urinal, with the resultant splatter on my shirt.
Please alter your urinal height regulations to accommodate your international visitors. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely
Benson
I think we need to define who is and who isn’t riff raff.
I also want aclearer definition of riff raff. Specifically how riff raff differs from “rough trade.”
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at October 1, 2009 9:42 AM
DIBS, when one shows up, I’ll know and state as much
riff-raff are people who live in neighborhoods they cannot afford. they spend 50-75 percent of their income on rent and or buy houses they can’t afford. thus i am a prime example of riff-raff. i think you people mistakeningly think the term applies to people like Pigpen from Peanuts.
*rob*
DIBS, the true locals say we’re all immigrants – including you. besides, you “love” immigrants
“Shall we have a pool on how long it’ll be before someone posts as riff raff?”
*DIBS and Biff feverishly racing to beat out the other*
(please no re-writes)
I think we need to define who is and who isn’t riff raff.
I also want aclearer definition of riff raff. Specifically how riff raff differs from “rough trade.”