Bitter and I thought we would take this moment on “The Day After” to tell those of you who have become strangely, awkwardly and inappropriately important to us over the last 6 weeks or so just how we feel (not particularly in ANY order, lest someone’s knickers get in a twist):
– You can’t spell Biff without “BFF”
– Lech, you are an Officer and a Gentleman
– Dirty, WE LOVE YOU MAN!
– DIBS, if you weren’t gay, and we did this sort of thing, we’d totally have a 3-some with you
– Jessi, you put the “babe” in Baby
– DeLepp, we wish you were conjoined with us
– CG_FedEx, you really deliver, grrl
– Kens, yes, your accent IS sexy
We know that if we were chained to a cinder block on a chair in an elevator in the middle of the night, any and/or all of you would immediately jump to our aid, rescue and amusement, and for that we thank you profoundly and profusely, from the bottom of our hearts. Here’s to the next 6 weeks!
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Bitter and I thought we would take this moment on “The Day After” to tell those of you who have become strangely, awkwardly and inappropriately important to us over the last 6 weeks or so just how we feel (not particularly in ANY order, lest someone’s knickers get in a twist):
– You can’t spell Biff without “BFF”
– Lech, you are an Officer and a Gentleman
– Dirty, WE LOVE YOU MAN!
– DIBS, if you weren’t gay, and we did this sort of thing, we’d totally have a 3-some with you
– Jessi, you put the “babe” in Baby
– DeLepp, we wish you were conjoined with us
– CG_FedEx, you really deliver, grrl
– Kens, yes, your accent IS sexy
We know that if we were chained to a cinder block on a chair in an elevator in the middle of the night, any and/or all of you would immediately jump to our aid, rescue and amusement, and for that we thank you profoundly and profusely, from the bottom of our hearts. Here’s to the next 6 weeks!
That’s all.
The Ugly Twins,
Bitter & Beoch
Christine Daae’ pines for The Phantom of the Opera! (But I know she has a life.)
“You’re all ugly”
To be fair, some of us are uglier than others!
SWOTD: KIRIGAMI: another name for the Japanese art of folding paper.
and dirty.
CGar, I’m just walking softly and carrying a big stick. Looks like I have more than one enemy here…
Did anyone see this on What’s OT yesterday?
“Some of them have no life, yet some of them want you to return so they can keep up the same hostility (especially one woman).”
Gee, I wonder who ‘they’re’ talking about. Wait, don’t answer that.
Don’t you mean “fugly”, DH?
DH, you are socially awkward.
You’re all ugly