Open Thread

“fyi im allowed to say midget since im a mans under 5’10″”

If 5’10” is the cut off then I am well into midget / little person territory.
(and no, that’s not what she said).

So last night, coming home from work, I’m walking up Stuyvesant Ave chatting with this guy from the neighborhood about how bad Al Vann is. Vann was standing in Fulton Park with a bullhorn thanking everybody for their votes ( even though collectively, all the other candidates got more) and to vot in November.

So I have two bags of food that I bought in manhattan at the Amish Market and one of them hits one of those iron tree gard fences and my “fancy expensive Asshat olive oil that I brought to the ghetto” breaks and the oil gets all over my shoes and suit pants.

I was sooo pissed. It did however make the shoes look a lot nicer.

Good heavens!

What do you knock them down with?

“Are they unionized???”

Based on their rates – probably. But i think you could have sex with them too so that makes a little more sense.